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[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 122 points 2 years ago (4 children)

even with all borders removed ireland still isn't reunified

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

They dug out the border to fill it with water. The northern moat they call it

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 21 points 2 years ago

Time traveling Ira songs intensify

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This map was brought to you by Britain, the great!

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[–] Seraph@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At the same time, 1491, you can do a map of horses in North America with the same result!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Interesting! Wonder how that would've changed early American cultures if they hadn't died off?

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, just a little FYI but humans were in North America before the horse went extinct* so they likely did have some interaction with ancient cultures.

_* From what I gather there is heated debate as to whether the domesticated horse that was brought back to North America is truly non-native. I'm not a paleontologist nor phylogeneticist so I can't speak to any of that.

Thanks, I read it as 1941 and thought it was something about ww2

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And avocado.

All the good things that end in O

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even Spaghetti-Os. Can't have those without the tomato sauce.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Those are banned in Europe. Thankfully.

There's some contraband here and there, but the food police is on the case.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's amazing that we can recreate this map with such accuracy!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wait until you see the map of the Americas before 1492 with the shredded wheat/oatmeal divide.

[–] promitheas@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Please explain meme for us who aren't this well versed in history

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a meta meme. There are a few popular memes out there showing the divide between "Potato Europe" and "Tomato Europe"

But this one is showing neither because it predates their arrival in Europe, I guess.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 20 points 2 years ago

finally, Ireland is made whole

[–] pancake@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Potato and tomato were native to the American continent.

[–] BrudderAaron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

But how did Italians make their pizzas? :(

[–] Skua@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Youtuber Max Miller did an episode on ancient pizza in which he attempts to recreate a Roman pizza based on a fresco from Pompeii and a poem usually attributed to Virgil. He went with cheese, dates, pomegranate seeds, and a sauce similar to pesto. Which honestly sounds great to me

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This makes me think that ancient Romans would absolutely put pineapples on pizza if they had access to them

[–] Skua@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

They were the real barbarians all along

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If I wasn't allergic to pomegranate, I'd try to make that.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They probably used peppers.

[–] atyaz@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren’t peppers native to America too

[–] atyaz@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I think I missed the joke

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Flammkuchen

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

With left beef

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[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neither existed in Europe back then. I'm not sure if there is another reference to that exact date I'm missing

[–] loboaureo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

América was discovered by Colon in 1492 and bring the first potato and tomato seeds to Europe

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure he didn't discover it, what with people having lived there for tens of thousands of years.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I never got this semitic discussion. I can discover a cabin in a forest or a store in a city but Columbus can't discover a continent because he wasn't the first one who discovered it?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As far as I care, "discovered" is in relation to cartography, at which point most societies know of it and its location.

Anything else is just pathetic semantics that could go back through evolution and the chronology of Earth's continents and geography. No one wants that except a couple of Actually Guys.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (13 children)

This would have more merit if he ever set foot in North America. He landed in the Bahamas. It’s technically part of the North American tectonic plate, but so is part of Iceland.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I discovered a new restaurant last week. It's been around for decades but it was new to me. I can't remember the first time I tasted a tomato or potato, but to the Europeans it must have been amazing! And don't forget chocolate!

You are correct about the thriving and ancient civilizations in the "New World" of course. Getting olives and oranges and figs, even horses, doesn't feel like enough compensation for what happened to them...

[–] loboaureo@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

The gravity was there from the beginning of time, but Newton discovered it.

English is not my first language but as long as you specify for who, you can use discover, like "I discovered this movie last year, it's my new favorite movie since then' and the movie was published 40 years ago.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do potato grow from seeds? I thought they just grew from other potato.

[–] loboaureo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, you are right , he brings potatoes and tomatoes seeds, not potatoes seeds and tomatoes seeds

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They can be, they're nightshades so they make little tomato-like berries which contain seeds. Usually people just replant potatoes instead because it's easier and they grow faster.

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought it was discovered by ship

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

poo if by sea

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