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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello police. Yes im traveling behind a vehicle that is labled as carrying a pathogen and it obviously does not look like it would meet requirments for that type of transport. Yes. Yes. I would think homeland security would make sense. Seems an ask questions later situation for sure.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Opens it

It's a car.

"Sir, what are you doing?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"What? The sign keeps people from getting too nosy, most of the time."

"I thought this was 'Murica!"

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They carrying middle-managers in there?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No there's cures for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Starts with G and ends with llotine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The cure for republicanism requires a functioning ballot system.

It's almost too late for America.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is literally just a joke about how people become obsessed with dirt bikes or track days - whichever type of motorcycle he has in there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I got infected by that one by my ex girlfriend's father of all people. Still fighting the disease 12 years later. I accidentally infected my wife too.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So that's where all the Abrahamic religions are stored.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

North Sentinel Islanders: You haven't been trying hard enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The cure for religion is education.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just The Ark of The Covenant

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only cure is more cowbell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

We can be like they are

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How to ask terrorists to ram your vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They'd just be damaging two-wheeled addiction fun machines

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Great fake album cover

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Genie, for my first wish, I wish that everyone who has ever seen this photo or ever will can just look at the stickers right there on the bumper and see that this is just a joke about being obsessed with dirt bikes, not any kind of deadly pathogen or anything.

Seriously, it’s sad how many people over the years have taken the phrase written there far too literally.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With no context, how are we meant to take what looks like a warning sign?

What does "cry wolf" mean?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The context is right there on the trailer.

“Look twice” is a phrase to raise driver awareness of motorcycle safety. Right below it, though kind of hard to see, it says “[MO]TORCYCLES”

Then there’s the Yamaha sticker. They make motorcycles (and musical instruments lol).

Finally, you think some deadly pathogen would just be transported in a flimsy-ass consumer grade trailer? How about some Occam’s razor?

To “cry wolf” is to unnecessarily raise the hue and cry (either on purpose, or through naïveté), something those taking this phrase literally are far more guilty of than the owner of this trailer.

If I say “Watch out, don’t hurt yourself thinking too hard,” that, like the above, would be understood as a joke even though it takes the form of a warning. It’s not my fault if you freak yourself out worrying about literally hurting yourself by thinking too hard.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

have you tried more cowbell?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Waffle House syrup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's too late for me, I've been addicted for 23 years...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

A waffle house right by a day's inn? That's just convenient, ngl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

North Carolina

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Love Is a social diseaseeee!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

apathy inside

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I've got the need

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