10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
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Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
The final say
The Rich
Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
My victims
I love this answer hahaha
whoa hol'up
A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald's Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it's better to go than to stay.
And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
8 pc fried chicken (popeye's), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors
Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.
A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!
Freedom. Check mate.
My accuser.
Arsenic.
Upwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I'm on death row in the deep south, they probably can't get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>
It’s cliche but a nice lobster with garlic butter, so good
Your fav is your fav even it's cliche. I've never actually tried lobster I get too in the head about it but I've heard it's glorious.
I'd he too anxious to eat, so I'd probably go a nice fruit smoothie and some gin.
Everlasting gobstopper
A bottle of bourbon and a tin of breath mints
I'd have to go with the 21 year old scotch I had at my bachelor party.
I'll never forgive one of my groomsmen for adding sprite to it after taking a sip.
A real Jewish-style everything bagel, chive cream cheese, lox, more lox, tomato, sweet raw onion, cucumber, open- faced. Don't have to worry about your breath if it's your last meal!
The Oklahoma State Meal. It is intense.
Yayuh boomer sooner
pulls out uno reverse card what's you're last meal huh
A Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, honey pepper beef, fried rice and hokkien noodles. Chocolate eclair for dessert.
The execution tool
Can't eat when anxious so nothing. Unless I thought I could manage to puke it all up on the executioner.
The Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.
I'd take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.
Yum, especially if it's a smashed patty. It's a go to for me when I've had a few.
Edit: spelling
The jury. Then an overdose of a narcotic.
The first thing that came to mind is lasagna.
Dosnt matter, probably I will not eat at all.
Myself, I would have a Chinese banquet. Something like sweet and sour chicken, fried rice, hokkien noodles, honey pepper beef and a chocolate eclair for dessert.
Sushi platter flown to me on dry ice from Tokyo.