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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Brain! Commence weird dream with liminal bathrooms that for some reason can’t be used!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I get this every time!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Damn I also get those dreams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Except for when the bathrooms are open for business, then it's trouble time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It seems like half the time there's a public bathroom in a dream, it's all dilapidated 1970s yellow and filthier than a truck stop. And/or the stall bottom comes right up to the toilet seat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oooooh, yeah, I know those! It's either that or somebody would be watching. And by 'watching' I mean like stare you dead in the eyes while you... Well, it's a nightmare!

(Srsly, does this count as a nightmare?)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a simple guy. I see a The Picard Maneuver meme, I upvote 👍

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

honestly, can't think of another organ I'd like to have more responsibility for waking up. Ears and brain are paranoid fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile, in the background the bowel lurks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why the fuck would the lips have any say in it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But saying is most of what they do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You trained hard to wake up as a child. Bladder would happily empty while you were asleep if that's what you really wanted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And it's always an hour and a half before I actually need to wake up, no matter what that time may be and no matter if I change that time every day lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I’m developing a new type of smoke alarm that acts on your bladder instead of your ears. Just a few more kinks to work out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey! Some of us are not yet 45