When it comes down to it "vinegar" is kind of getting too close to the n word
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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Anyone not saying "acetic acid" is committing a microagression
I hate to go all "ackchyually" on you, but vinegar is a 5-8% solution of acetic acid. Anyone not saying "a 5-8% solution of acetic acid" is committing a microagression. Pure acetic acid is referred to as "glacial" acetic acid, which is clearly cultural appropriation by northern Europeans.
I actually say acetic acid as often as I can because I am a dork
Denigrated
I only eat sashimi for that reason
Always wanted a girl that can't say "No"!
Actually, not really... super rapey.
...because of the implication.
"Do you want to sleep with me?"
"False"
Since she says "cheesy chips" instead of the n-word I'm guessing she has another phrase for it. Maybe "Denied"?
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That kind of behavior is 406 Not Acceptable
"Ew"
Reminds me of a story I read about a guy who realised that they named their dog poorly when it got out and got lost and had to walk around the neighbourhood shouting "Snickers!"
Real Lovecraft Cat hours
Sanest US person when invited to discuss the political conflict in Nigeria:
Surely Niger is even worse.
I don't know if it was a joke but I remember seeing a black American lady having a moment when they heard that Montenegro is in Eurovision. Chuckled at that
I want to shake this brave womans hand so much right now
Btw how did the n word become like this? Why isnt it like queer for example?
It was going that way, but the anti-racism movement changed the course.