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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how you can easily assume he's French

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

hon hon hon

[–] DrM@feddit.de 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love QR Code menus, especially when you can order through them.

But I hate when restaurants force them on you. Just give me the fucking choice so that everyone can order in the way they prefer.

[–] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but they can't data track you through a paper menu, and a company choosing to lose revenue?? impossible

[–] DrM@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

most of them only link to a PDF containing the menu anyways, they can't track you there either

[–] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty much any webhosted service out there essentially needs to track ip's (unless they want to be ddos'd), so even the server thats serving the pdf can and will track you

They could even go the easy route and use something like bit.my to do it for them too

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[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago

This, but unironically

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago
[–] Japan_50@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (11 children)

The boomers are right about this one

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I prefer the menu on my phone. I can't be the only one

[–] Japan_50@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I think your opinion is vile, detestable, loathsome, abominable, and evil, I don't understand why you're being down voted.
Thank you for sharing your abhorrent, outrageous, and revolting opinion as it does contribute something meaningful to the discussion.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did anyone check what that qr code in the image points to?

[–] BillMurray@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lun0tic@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should have been a link to their own website to the page where this picture was uploaded.

That would be so meta.

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[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

Ben garrison is being called out

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Scan QR code

  2. Hello would you like to let cookies into your life?

  3. Time to navigate the decline cookies menu

  4. Tap menu button/item

  5. Goto 2

[–] Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know, man, I always hate political cartoons that feel the need to label everything. Like, is that necessary?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 143 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not necessary. That is why this cartoon has them.

This artist makes cartoons that are parodies of over-labelled political cartoons. He satirizes by imitating his target's crappy form.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

In that case, well done.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

also if youre reading this and if you're not familiar with his work - the statue of liberty crying is in practically every cartoon as well.

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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah I didn't realize that was the part that was being satirized.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 31 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the old "insult everyone involved" gag.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like the way you managed to use the correct "whom" to sound posh then completely fucked it up with the "at" on the end :)

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Kelly cartoons are done by a progressive pretending to be a conservative. The Onion often gets hate letters from progressives who think it's genuinely conservative, and more glowing letters from conservatives who think the same.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Taking into account that this is the Onion, it's probably aimed at at everyone like the good ol' days.

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, the onion is on point these days. I don't know how they can produce satire in today's America.

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Just been in a restaurant in France that thought a tablet would be a good idea for a menu. Fucking dimwits hadn't switched off the screen sleep though, and you had to tap it to wake it every thirty seconds

Plus it was an iPad, which only pensioners use, it was fucking awful

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[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I hate the way this dude draws joints on people, elbows and shoulders are jutting out way too much and the people look like weird bony aliens wearing human skins that don’t fit right

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

Those are crucial features of political cartoons

[–] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how lady liberty is crying in all of these

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Had anyone gotten the code to work?

Closest thing I got was a Google image search near match for an xvideos qr

[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

its not a real qr code,
there is no timing pattern between the 3 big squares.

there has to be a black and white alternating pattern between the inner corners of the three squares, that afaik is used to determine the size of pixels while scanning.

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