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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why don't Presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fortunate Son. Their is a song about this but let me teach you a lesson about poverty entrapment. Because it's easy to take advantage of everybody if you artificially take away the most important parts of people's lives. Capitalism is designed to make you suffer and the military takes advantage of it to send the least fortunate to the front lines in hopes of a monetary reward because capitalism is designed to keep you under unless you are 1%. Now I have an entire population desperate for money and I need lives on the front line you get the shitshow that is capitalism with the military? Eat the rich. Those piggies are fattest and juiciest.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of course not. Millennials are too old and unless things kick off in the next couple years, gen z will be too.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are we calling the generation below them? I’m really losing track nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Gen Alpha, they don’t have a nickname yet.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gen A. They’re around middle school and younger now.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A whole generation of Forest Gump's girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Hey. This is a great joke. Thanks.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (21 children)

This sentiment of 'I'm not going to fight' is funny until the war actually starts. And then it's either you fight early, or you fight late. Sometimes too late.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Nah. I'd legitimately rather kill myself than fight for my government.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Before World War I and World War II, many thought things would not escalate until we realised it was far too late. The British intelligence thought the assassination of Franz Ferdinand would only be contained regionally instead of escalating to a world war.

Most wars are class wars and most issues are class issues. But most people are not class conscious. The base tribalism is instead drummed up to distract us from the real root cause. We're seeing the rise of the far right in many countries such as in Europe, US and India. Most of the rise of the right is due to influx of migrants, who are displaced by neocolonial foreign policies of corporate backed governments and capitalism-induced global warming.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Millennials volunteered for Iraq.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I mean it definitely depends on the circumstances. If Russia attacks here then I'm absolutely fighting.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's how they do it, you know. Build up the enemy as this absolutely big bad that you feel you have to.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (46 children)

Russia attacks my country

"You know, that's how they do it, they make Russia feel like the big bad enemy you have to fight against"

Lmao WHAT?!? If they're literally attacking my country then of course I'm fighting to defend it??

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

An important detail to notice here is that a user calling themselves kusimulkku is likely to be writing this from Finland. Which may result in an important difference of perspective.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Finland is correct. Though I have no idea what sort of situation those other people assumed to warrant such a claim.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Russia has always built itself as an enemy. You're dumb if you think it's just propaganda.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If Russia attacks

Don't worry, we've got Sarah Palin on watch.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Uhm, doofus, nobody's gonna fight in ww3.

Bombs get launched and we ALL die, that's how ww3 is faught.

It's frightening how little the younger generations understand about nuclear war.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

There have been plenty of wars fought in the age of nuclear weapons that, strangely enough, have not resulted in the use of nuclear weapons. There's a few of them going on right now, in fact!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Me looking at the handful of declassified missile defense sites and wondering what shit we have that isn't known.

Yeah.. it'll just be that simple Mr. Armchair General.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (22 children)

You'd be amazed what some good old fashion propaganda will do for you.

The US was so gung-ho after 9-11 they accidentally attacked the wrong country. I know they didn't have any problem getting troops or buy-in from the people of all ages. It was pretty disgusting how quickly your average citizen bought into the bull-shit the Bush administration was selling when it was obviously a lie.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

As long as they are recruiting the dumbest and poorest from your failing high-schools you'll always have enough for your wars.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

Nah fuck ya'll Ima sign up if we have an enemy worth fighting for the first time in my life. I'll push the lines to Moscow, Beijing, idgaf: dictatorships will destroy us all if left unchecked, make life not worth living for everyone. The whole time I'm deployed I'm going to be using absentee ballots, and if I make it back I'm gonna use my new cred to run for office and fight the corporations, too.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you are in the US, you might wanna prevent your own dictatorship first.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Millennial here. Can confirm, I'll be staying home and doing my own thing. One live isn't worth more then another and I'm not going to war. If you're going to put me in jail because I refuse, then maybe I need to find a different country to live in.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

On the very off chance they restarted the draft, there are tons of reasons the Pentagon would fight conscription, make sure you know asylum procedures or have the stuff ready to immigrate. Run don't try to just ignore the draft.

They, the last time they did the draft, didn't just throw normies into jail, they grabbed them then kicked them over to the military and then if you ran away and got brought back after being AWOL they just deployed you and let happen what happened, regulars frequently discovered that these sorts had... uhh... "accidents" at a more frequent rate.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll defend my country, but I'm not going to engage in an armed conflict overseas.

IMO, as long as it's not directly threatening me and my life, then I will simply see another WW as old people who are angry at other old people, sending me off to die for their grudge.

No thanks chief. Stick me in prison if you're so inclined but I'm not about to kill some poor kid I've never met and I don't have anything against, just because you can't use your words.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The first gun they'll give me I'll aim at myself and be done with it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can aim it at your commanding officer first!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My kid doesn't particularly want to fight, but she's ok with guns and convinced anarchy will be good for the environment?! Idk, she's not dumb, but these kids have less stake in the institutions than MAGA retirees..

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Does she mean "anarchy" or Anarchism, a stateless classless society based on voluntary associations?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The fact they will never have the chance to enter the ownership class keeps manifesting in new and interesting ways in the media, at their jobs, in their schools, amongst their social circles. The decline in availability of material wealth destabilizes all.

Yall ever seen Daybreakers? It's kinda corny but it feels more relevant every day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

convinced anarchy will be good for the environment

glances at Haiti's environment

I'm not feeling it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (10 children)

So...they are going to send gen x and gen alpha?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

If that is an option for a western liberal state but it isnt an option for an authoritarian state, guess which state will win. And then it wont be an option anywhere.

You have to fight for your rights. And authoritarian states know that your attitude is prevalent and they intend to exploit it.

Now you might say "but of course i will defend against an invasion". Well, what about an invasion next door? What about a tiny landgrab of let's say 50sqkm. Would you willing to die for such a small piece of land? This kind of "small" infractions and hybrid warfare is how Ukraine almost lost its entire country.

And this isnt a "Russia" thing, it is an "everywhere thing".

Hitler did the same, he didnt go from the start "you know, everything is ours". No, they just went to help some ethnic germans in Czechia, then took a break(Munich Agreement). Then went to help some germans in Poland and took a break(Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact). And since they were winning and those damn russians might attack them, they might as well attack first. But such a campaign would require a lot of resources and to secure their flank, so i guess the germans needed to grab a few more countries too.

Strongmen and authoritarians only respect and understand power. Anything else appears as weakness to them. If you are not willing to use violence and they are, then you will lose. Even if you dont lose now, you will lose in the future.

PS And no, people wont "rise up" against an authoritarian government. Thats not how things work.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Hey if anyone’s a lawyer or knows what they’re talking about what’s the current consensus or constitutionality of conscription in the US? I think it’s illegal under the 13th amendment (which literally bans servitude AKA forced service) and the only court case I could find had the opinion of “well everyone else does it!”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (7 children)

If I remember my constitutional law classes correctly, conscription was canned after a series of Supreme Court cases where conscientious objectors successfully argued that under the 1st amendment they could not be made to serve. Since "religion" is very loosely defined in the US, pretty much anyone can claim that conscription violates their free exercise of a peace-loving religion.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Between propaganda and indecision, a whole generation will learn of conscription.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The alternative is getting conquered by the types of governments whose people have already been pruned for the warcry. It has happened before, it has toppled democracies in the past time and time again, and it will happen again, but with nuclear weapons.

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