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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago

I hope it was a genious piece of code that was miles ahead of what it replaced.

And still it got rejected πŸ˜„

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's funny but a obvious fake. There's no such thing as "permanently" closing a Github issue.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I swear that used to be a thing (like instead of "wontfix" it was "permanently") or maybe I'm misremembering.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

There are people in PR thread explaining it's a reference to this screenshot. Which is fake, for the record.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

The weirder part is the issues they don't do that in.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is what being on the Internet does to people.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's how it spreads.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ffxiv catgirls are a gateway to fur suits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It makes you fuxy wuxied?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Programming socks were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All of those are dated after the meme. I think it's safe to say that account is based on this meme, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Yea, that's what I meant. I just worded it badly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This person is a treasure

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well how fucked up are his/her commits? Straight blinding matterial + useless?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah good code is good code. Bad code is bad code.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wait, since when?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think you forgot to mention code that actually runs. I am sure I've seen some repos that really work! /S

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

But so kawaii UwU

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Omae wa mou shindeiru

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn’t anime’s fault. I’ve been into anime for like 30 years, and this phenomenon is new to the last like 6.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think this phenomenon has been new to the last few years for about 20 years already

But I also don't think there are many people who do this seriously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I love it when you talk dirty like that 🫦

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This PR/meme is my spirit animal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Imagine meeting this person irl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dan Abramov swearing is like seeing a unicorn