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[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guy slaps band names randomly on a quadrant. Laughs as people analyse themselves in public

Top quality shit post

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The moment I saw Deftones on the "horny" rather than "sad" side, I knew it was a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd say that Passenger alone has enough horny to outweigh any of the sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You have seen the butcher 😘

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing OP only heard Sextape and called it a day

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Right? I was about to ask how Radiohead was misogynist before realizing where I was

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Karma police, arrest this girl”

Definitely misogynistic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But she had a Hitler hairdo?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I listen to literally none of these and I don't know what half of them are lol

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop! That's their kink, you're just making it worse!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kink shaming is HIS kink, don’t be judgy

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I'm not celibate and even if I was, joke's on you: I love masturbating!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, Post-Rock is in shambles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also love Radiohead, weezer, BCNR, Swans and joy division… soooo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that's wrong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.

Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn't even realize I was an incel.. What do I tell my wife? "Horny misanthrope" is pretty fair though, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yet you seem to think you're called out here 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, because it's obviously a shitpost intended to get a reaction out of fans of those bands. All I'm saying is that their list could be a little more complete. Like put king gizzard on there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Presumably Lennon being a domestic abuser to his first wife though I'm not sure it comes through in their music.

More confused about Radiohead. If Radiohead isn't just broadly misanthropic then what is?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Creep" def. has 90s incel vibes to it.

[–] morhp 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but the creepy incel weirdo is not exactly portrayed as positive, right? I don't find that song misogynistic at all.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

gy!be best. ty for suggestions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well, none of the bands I listen to are on this list. But then again you have to want sex to be an incel.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I mostly live near the corners so I guess I'm a sad horny misanthropic misogynist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does stabbing westward go? Is there a depression axis?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Help me I've got no soul to sell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Horny misanthrope

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A Deafheaven reference appears in the wild! Oddly enough with Sunbather, one of their best albums, next to it... Unless there's a band called Sunbather?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You can tell this meme is bullshit because American football are in the horn quadrant, not the sad one despite being pretty much THE definitive sad boy music.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well this says I'm a horny misanthrope... I wont argue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

NC,NR doesn't deserve to be on this list

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Firmly on the misanthrope half.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Slowdive is way more chad than incel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, I see Joy Division there, but where does New Order fit in, or is that when they started moving their hips?

Personally, I prefer that halfway point of "Power, Corruption & Lies", not Joy Division anymore, not the stadium/beer commercial monsters they eventually turned into.

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