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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Do not "both sides" this monster.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I will, and I'll throw Spam on it too! And it'll still be fucking delicious!

Why? Because rice plus meat plus sauce is hard to fuck up lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Spam musubi can attest to that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you go full on stupid food. And once in a while, it fuckin works ❤️

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never been so offended in my life. This is fucking blasphemy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watch me put pineapple on that, to prove you wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You monster ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hmm… I may have to try this…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that even legal where you live?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, that's it. This person needs war crimes done to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they break the Geneva Conventions first it's technically no longer a war crime

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think that's accurate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is. The Geneva Conventions acknowledge that if your enemy is breaking them you are allowed to respond in kind.

It's what allowed America to argue it can torture prisoners, because they either belong to non-signatories or broke them as well/first. The Conventions offer protection to civilian populations of even non-signatories but there are ways around it.

For example, America would declare any male over 12 in the area a terrorist which is obviously not a problem and is definitely very cool.

It gets fairly complicated in the weeds, as demonstrated, but this example is a clear violation and they have no grounds for complaint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will punch your dad in the cock

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I've not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Something umami, of course. I was just saying in the spirit of ketchup on salmon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually eat sushi with ketchup. it's delicious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Is that what we're gonna do - we're going to have a fight?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like it with mushroom catsup, but I'm not a big fan of tomato ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell is mushroom catsup?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Da gehört 'ne ordentliche Ladung Hela druff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian

[–] RamblingPanda 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I added some curry powder later

[–] RamblingPanda 4 points 1 year ago

You're disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're gonna send a nuke back, for this one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That better be wasabi flavored

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those "salmon" sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Haven't the Japanese people suffered enough?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I really don't like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ketchup? With ~~lobster~~ salmon? Head explodes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's my name, don't wear it out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ithadtobebrazil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They shouldn't have killed Harambe