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[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

PRODUTO COSMÉTICO. NÃO COMESTÍVEL. 🤔

[–] deus@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair it does look delicious and strawberry yoghurt sure is an unusual fragrance for soap. Hell, I can speak Portuguese and there's still a non-zero chance I would've tried to eat this.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

It's a global candy brand, including Brasil and Portugal. But I'd never seen mentos soap...

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But do you speak Portuguese?

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My mom used to yell “filho da puta estupido, eu vo te matar!” or something.

Never found out what it means

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it means "I love you very much and hope you have a wonderful day"

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

I figured it was something along those lines 🥰

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It means your mother is a whore and she's going to kill you.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

She said "you aren't my real son and I drowned your parents"

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[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 40 points 1 year ago
[–] PennyAndAHalf@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ok but that is an enormous bite. If it’s an unknown candy, I’m going in with a tentative nibble.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I, on the other hand, live life on the edge. I don't know what something is but I'm shoving that whole fucking thing in my mouth.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If only there has been some indication on the wrapper...

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hi, i'm from the same country i also could have mistaken it for candy, who the fuck make soap using candy flavor

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you still think it was candy if it were in the cosmetics aisle with all the other soaps though? I feel that's an important bit of context missing from the post lol

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, Google translate isn't everyone's first go to, plus I'm pretty sure this didn't exist when this was originally posted

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Perfetti (perfume)

Fragrancia (fragrance)

Cosmetica (cosmetic)

Yeah you don’t need to translate anything, just read the packaging.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reverse Google image search shows any other reference to this image is from the last 2 weeks. Expiration date on the wrapper is 2025. I'm fairly certain this person had easy access to Google Lens or something similar.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Regardless, most people aren't going around translating every wrapper they see.

It says mentos, and yogurt. Sounds like food at first glance.

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

If someone offered me vegetable soap, I'd assume they spelled "soup" wrong and try using the bar as a bouillon cube.

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who would pick up mentos in the soap isle and think it would be candy?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who would make soap and label it as strawberry yogurt candy?

Sure, it's nice that they included this warning at the bottom of the candy looking label:

PRODUCTO COSMETICO. NAO COMESTIVEL.

And the only reason I understand that foreign language is after understanding the context of this entire debacle, analyzing the root words so "THIS is a COSMETIC product. NOT for EATING!

[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They knew exactly what they were doing when they used English for all the food words, and Spanish(?) for the warnings. Dumb Yankees.

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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what is written on the package?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Vegetabel soap with fragrance of strawberry yoghurt.

Cosmetic product. Not edible.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Please god don't eat this"

Haha funny looking words.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

To be fair, even knowing spanish I would be tricked if I didn't pay attention. I've done the same with a ginger bread cookie bath bomb.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I really want a giant mentos now

[–] KestrelAlex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

(back before the days of smartphones & internet everywhere)

I once was sick in a foreign country and bought some chewable vitamin C that turned out to be those fizzing tabs you put in water - cue foaming at the mouth and utter confusion.

Happy it was still edible, just not in the way I tried to consume it.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

At least it wasn't Mentos brand toilet bowl cleaner.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Galaxy Quest reference in title, confirmed?

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[–] telllos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dop in France had a partnership with haribo for body wash. They had fraise tagada, dragibus and cola.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Mmmm cola shampooing

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[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The CEO of Tide has entered the chat

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yay, clean teeth!

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The fresh maker?

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