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[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 115 points 1 year ago (4 children)

An ex-priest was telling us that homosexuals were an aberration (Catholic school). We told him that homosexuality existed in nature, the only thing that's an aberration is being celibate

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh anything humans do exists in nature. We are animals after all.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

"Humane" is such a weird word twisted into somehow meaning "ethical" or "moral".

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homosexuality exists across nature.

Homophobia is only found in one species.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I reckon pandas are bigots.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 13 points 1 year ago

They're just racist, not homophobic.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

I get the intention here but being celibate isn't an aberration either, celibacy exists in nature too, and there are plenty of people who are voluntarily celibate for reasons other than religion, such as many asexual people.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Went to catholic school myself and had a similar argument with the ex-priest teacher in our religion class.

The slight difference is, it got me signed up for the debate team lol.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

According to their book God made woman from the rib of a man. A guy's rib transition into a woman, that's perfectly fine. Whole person transitioning is bad? How much of the body can transition before it becomes a problem?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If an embryo is supposedly a full fledged person then was the rib also Eve while still in Adam? Does this technically mean Adam was pregnant with Eve when the rib was still in him?

[–] troybot@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, each rib is a viable person so when I file my taxes I claim 24 dependents.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

The IRS hates this one trick

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

If an embryo is a fully-fledged person then about 51% of people transition naturally before even being born, which is why men have nipples. Let's see the right wing lobby tackle that dilemma in the US legislature. Do they want no rights to medical support for all men? What if they switch back to women?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The Bible is an mpreg fic confirmed

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also, embryos are genderless, so if an embryo is a full human, we all transition.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 79 points 1 year ago

What better authority on gender identity than old men in dresses.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its all about "preserving reproductive capacity" until they realize that trans person has a kid, then they're suddenly opposed to it.

Mhmm "trans people can't be parents!" just like "gay people can't be parents!"

Still waiting to learn why that is, or could it be unadulterated bigotry?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's not funny. I mean, neither is the pope, but damn.

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Oh come on. I definitely thought that was funny.

[–] Random_internet_user@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is funny because its true priests do fuck little boys if you ever read news you'd kniw that acting like something does'nt exist does not make it go away if so i would've done that we do need to acknowledge issues because only then can we move forward cause no one is gonna solve a problem that doesn't exist.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That doesn't make it funny, it's "good points" comedy for shitlibs to laugh performatively at. That's fine, he's a presenter more than a comic.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jon Stewart definitely improves the quality of the Daily Show, but it is still pablum for libs. The difference is, Jon Stewart is actually funny.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What do you have against leftists?

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a leftist, I just dislike tankies. Libs aint leftists. Libs are status quo chucklefucks that think they're superior to conservatives without doing anything different.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So you’re left of liberal and right of what you consider tankies?

Kind of a narrow band you exist in.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shitlibs aren't the left.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Hey there bud... I'm not sure if you know this or not, but you're not the arbiter of what is or is not funny.

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[–] Rineloi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I may be a little ignorant on this topic but can transgender people really reproduce with out the proper "equipment"?

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hi, trans woman here!

There are two aspects that affect fertility specifically for trans people:

  • hormone treatment (HRT) involves replacing the body's endogenous sex hormones with those of the desired sex.
  • "the surgery" or bottom surgery, which in most cases involves removal of the testies or ovaries/uterus, in addition to possible construction of desired genitalia.

The fact is most trans people don't have access to surgery. It's too expensive, or there are other concerns like not receiving support from doctors or therapists. Some people are simply afraid of the risks or undesirable results, which are very real as with any surgery. But it will put a final end to reproductive capacity. For now. Some of us hope one day science and technology will allow eg trans woman to conceive and carry a pregnancy.

HRT is far more accessible, and from a younger age, maybe 16 for puberty-blockers with parental consent in some areas -- but this is the exception. Most trans people can't get HRT until they are 18 and really I would say it's more common later in life. The 20s-30s can be a particularly distressing time (sex characteristics become even more defined) when trans people find motivation and means to medically transition. But this leaves time to have children, I know many trans people who had children before transitioning.

HRT obviously will put an end to reproductive capacity, at least while taking it, and in fact may become permanent. It's not unheard of for trans people to pause hormone therapy in order to attempt conceiving with their partner. Sometimes it works.

A better option would be freezing sperm, or I presume eggs, before starting medical transition. It's an expensive process, and so again not affordable to many trans people regardless of their desire for children.

It should also be stated that regardless of desire for children, quite a few trans people choose to not transition, for social, career, or personal reasons. Children and marriage are a commonly given reason I've seen.

I guess the Vatican and far-right don't know this, or maybe they do and pretend not to understand, although knowledge is something both claim to value. Then again I never considered the Catholic church to be experts on any sexual matters. They are usually centuries behind what science discovers in all fields. It turns out the bible isn't a great reference book for the human endocrine system.

The best option is not only improved access to gender-affirming care (this makes trans folks happier), less discrimination and scapegoating, but also increased education about and funding for preserving fertility. Being trans doesn't have to mean being childless.

[–] Rineloi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the detailed answer mate! We dont really have a trans community around the backwards-ass country where I live so you get less exposure to these kinds of topics.

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy cow I just learned a lot. Thank you for taking the time to explain this!

No problem! I feel like I needed to cite everything for anybody thinking "oh, yeah right" lol. But if anyone asks, I can probably dig those up.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If they don't get bottom surgery, they still have functioning reproductive systems of their birth sex.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

In my experience, most trans people keep their "equipment." For me personally, the cost and effort just doesn't seem worth it.

Trans women often go infertile when getting hormones, but sperm banks are a thing, so...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Most of us who want surgery and to reproduce understand that the order in which we do these things is very important. Or we just bank gametes before HRT. Both work.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

As others have told you, they can have the proper equipment. A friend of mine from high school transitioned and she and her wife still have three kids.

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