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[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

There's something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it's decidedly less endearing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Ok but he wasn't really a young person 9 years ago

Edit: I thought someone mentioned this was 9 years ago but I don't see where I could have read that, so nevermind. Also, fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You clearly didn’t read the entire comment.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This wasn't him 9 years ago dumbass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh damn. Who’s the edgelord now?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Post this at him on Twitter, captioned “you wish your hair was this good”

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It has evolved.

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago

Fuckin' dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ngl, this looks way cooler than the current Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s clearly Michael Jackson

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

"Permanently removed from the internet forever." Once it's on the internet, it'll be there till the day you die.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can't find shit

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

Unless it's something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

EDIT: Join us at [email protected] or /r/datahoarder (unfortunately the datahoarder community is mostly active on Reddit still).

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Love me some grandmas boy references.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only someone had saved it and could upload it again...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you know full well that's not how the internet works, son

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This picture used to exist on the internet, but Musk was able to permanently remove it forever.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

I wish I could see it just one more time.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cuz i look like a fkn dooooouche

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Barbra Streisand made it so that celebrities can delete things from the Internet permanently

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It's also apparently a Halloween party photo but he did have removed forever from the Internet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Celeb Halloween party. Honestly, it's pretty dope if he was going for 80s punk(ish). We're the same age and I would have worn that in '89 or so. (Except I was far too broke to sport a coat like that. Fried fries at McDonalds to get my motorcycle jacket, best I could do.)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

not enough hee hee

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it's kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana ("well ackchyually, it's a tachi, as you can see because of the way...") when going to the mall with his mom.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don't know why i made that comparison)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I never saw it again

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Jesus christ. Who ordered the douche sauce with extra douche

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Damn she’s hot

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Such a POS. I'm so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it removed from the internet if we're still posting it here?

Love that it's here though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

(Well, that and Musk himself. He's also the joke.)

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