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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He has a very fitting email address too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've got to be memorable in the highly competitive funeral beatboxer business.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He had a lot of nothing to say

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We'll miss him

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Putting this in my will. Will request some less somber songs too. You should come.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if he isn't at my funeral I'm not coming.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I don't plan to show up to mine at all. Fuck those people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'll try to come at your funeral, sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Need a somber beat box cover of "In a gadda da vida"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I like that idea

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, can't be worse than the clown I hired for the last one...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He must have put the 'fun' in funeral ... do you have his number? I'd like to hire him for mine..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

1-800-CHK-LFCK.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm wanting a Korean Journey cover band foy my funeral.

I want people to party, laugh and have an amazing time, and right at the climax be reminded not to stop Bereavin'.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck why am I laughing so hard at this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hire Dirt Nap Brian to drop some bars for your funeral service today.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really hope my next funeral goes better than my last one. Nobody showed up, not even me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The same thing happened when Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren't many that live to have a second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How to make sure the ghost of Aunt Gertrude haunts you for eternity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe beardyman to be skilled enough to indeed make it a surprisingly respectful event. Right up until the end when he suddenly launches into fartnoise DnB, of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean his email is "Dirt nap Brian ([email protected])" after all. I wouldn't know about the fart noises tho, it doesn't say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everthing you're hearing is coming from my mOoOuUuth

Bun dun dundun Nun dun dundun
Back when I was a child...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on (glass casket rises showing maggots on corpse) this

is

NECESSARY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I hear that old song they used to beatbox, i begin nightmarin'...