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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I mean, this is straight up not true. The closest truly wild house cat is a weirdo that looks like a lanky house cat, and house cat brains are physically smaller and dumber than wild ones. Also need I point out how cats also have their pug versions complete with health issues normal cats don't have?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-taming-of-the-cat/

TL;DR: You're not wrong really, but the comic isn't all that far off either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The thing I think is most interesting about cat domestication is that wild cats do not meow and a domesticated cat's meow is at a similar frequency as the cry of a human baby.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real difference is dogs have had about 30,000 more years of domesticated selective breeding.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, they weren't exactly easy to handle from the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually, current estimates shows us dog domestication happened some time around 30000 years ago while cats were domesticated at the dawn of human civilizations, around 12000 years ago, so less than 20000 years of difference. Also, dogs were domesticated in multiple regions at different times, whereas cats are exclusive to two domestication events. I'm open to evidence of the contrary, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Smartest animal I ever met was my indoor/outdoor cat.

Then again she was brindle and looked like a wild cat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you mean so I could meet primates? Our zoos don't let you do that.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you should go to the movie theater and have a great time watching a movie

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You should go bowling

I like this game

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like:

  • Dog - "humans are friendly! They give me food! I shall serve them!"
  • Cat - "humans are friendly! They give me food! They shall serve me!"
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember a version of this, but the last line was "you/I must be god!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I've always said that dogs think we're the gods and cats think they're the gods.

[–] leftzero 55 points 1 year ago (6 children)

They didn't just come inside. They also infected us with brain parasites that makes us like cats, and learnt to meow in specific frequencies that make us treat them like human babies...

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

They also helped keep grain stores free from vermin that would otherwise have cost countless lives throughout history. Our ancestors knew damn well why they wanted to keep them around.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't treat cats like human babies. I like cats way more

[–] leftzero 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're that good at it. (Also the toxoplasma help.)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Really, it's babies' fault for not staying ahead of the game. With all the germs they roll in and all the poop they produce, they should have something to show for it by now.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

My cat told me not to believe these lies spread by dogs.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cat domestication is mainly about making them small enough so that when they randomly decide to slap your face with their clawed paws you wouldn't die.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Domestic cats aren't shrunken down big cats, the cats we take into our homes were always this size. They originated from Felis Silvestris Lybica, a species from Egypt and North Africa... Which look fairly similar to just regular cats.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Some people say we didn't domesticate cats, but they cats domesticated us.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They certainly manipulated us. Their cries attempt to mimic that of human babies in tone and frequency so they can get a response from us.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if cats are responsible for human civilization by domesticating us?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Barn cats are the natural domestication of cats.

You need a friend to protect your grain stores.

Early domestic dogs were probably ratters, too. The domestication process for both were probably pretty similar.

The biggest difference is that domesitc dogs were then also able to be bred into companion hunters.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what really happened was that a caveman saw a wolf and was like aw good boi

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Although, neutering a cat can stop the territorial urination.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No offense to anyone who has a cat, but one of the reasons I have dogs is that they'll probably wait until they get really hungry before they decide to eat your face if you die at home alone.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does that actually factor in? Or do you just prefer the company of dogs? Seems like a pretty irrational fear if you ask me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I wasn't being serious. I just prefer the unconditional love of a dog. Also, I'm allergic to cats.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you're dead then why does it matter? You aren't using it anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Cats don't wait for you to be dead to bite

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

My brain just went down a rabbit hole of of breeds vs strays and whether it's fucked or not and how the world would look if people treated cat breeding like they did dog breeding and how things would change.

I had this comment open for like 20 minutes

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are definitely designer cat breeds.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Both cats and dogs are bred a lot and not to the animal's advantage. Though I guess dog breeding and its disadvantages are a little more prominent and known than cat breeding is. Correct me if I'm wrong

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If it isn't broke, don't fix it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is all nice and cute but how will fox domestication be represented in the future by these types of comic strips?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's the famous Russian breeding experiment where they were able to breed domestic foxes.

The problem is that they pee every time they get excited. Which would be bad enough if it was a dog, but fox pee smells god awful.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Fox's aren't going to be domesticated.

Foxes dont follow a hierarchical system like dogs, cats or horses where there is an Alpha (the owner of the animal) whom they fall under in the pecking order.

Foxes like to shit and piss all over everything and burrow Into couches. Good luck with the fox thing.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Nope, none of that is true. None of those animals have Dominance hierarchies.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That hierarchy thing was proven to be bullshit ages ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might be today's lucky 10,000, but have you heard of the Domesticated Silver Fox?

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