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[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Things that freaked H. P. Lovecraft out:

  • Geometry
  • Stars
  • Cool air
  • Subways
  • Old houses
  • Corners of rooms
  • Violin music
  • Flute music
  • The very concept of dreams
  • Realistic paintings

It would be easier to list the things that didn't freak Howard out.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plus everyone who wasn't white and from his home town.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (4 children)

On the Creation of N*ggers

When, long ago, the Gods created Earth, In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill this gap, and join the rest to man, Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a N*GGER.

H.P.LOVECRAFT.

😬😬😬

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You’re just taking him out of context. /s

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

It's just a bad translation, in the original Roman it's a passage about love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It's well known that he was a socially awkward and autistic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

We should have “a bit of grace” and give the “benefit of the doubt.” ~/s~

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I am not surprised that this is actually something he wrote.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Please put something like this behind a spoiler or something; there are those of us who've had that word hurled enough in our daily life that it suddenly appearing while browsing social media is alarm-inducing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Lovercraft was a gamer

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

My favorite way of explaining how racist he was is that his contemporaries over a century ago in the "Birth of a Nation" period of racism were like "Dude - tone down the racism."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Of light. But also black people too, but that's not what I meant!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Things that made him cum:

  • Gambreled rooftops mostly

Honorable mentions:

  • Gables
  • Central chimneys
  • Providence
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • Maine

see also: Stephen King

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  • his cat

...that's probably it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And his cat's name freaks out all of us

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what do you mean, surely it cant be that bad

oh

oh noooooo

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep, the n-word kitty.

If you are curious, you can read more about the man and find him nearly frightened by his own shadow, thus filled with hate and bias to the brim. His fragile antics are probably why he wrote a lot of foundational horror stories. Guy was clearly unwell in the head department, and although it gave us a lot of creative lit, all of it is stained with things he was himself afraid of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And it's even worse than it being the name of his real cat- he also named a cat in one of his stories that. So anyone just reading his works can encounter it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol, apparently I'm a double threat against H.P.L. I was first chair flute and first chair violin.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Orchestral miscegenation probably also freaked him out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A kender with two different instruments AND two chairs, you say? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ummm, my band teacher wouldn't let me play violin in band, so I earned first or second chair in every section of the band out of spite.

I earned first chair violin in university.

Funnily enough bard is my least favorite D&D class....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well you've told us about the first chairs, so what instruments did you get second chair with?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mostly brass. French horn, and trumpet were difficult

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But at least French horns look really cool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Angle of a wall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Corners of rooms

Is this a mf "Hounds of Tindalos" reference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Paying more than a few cents for coffee Spending more than $3 a day on food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I am not a huge Lovecraft fan (despite reading more than I probably should have), but Cool Air is a rare short story I can find absolutely no fault with.