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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Or you could put a small stone in the valve stem cap and twist it on just enough to slowly leak.

Takes a bit longer but it’s going to hit a while from now, maybe while they’re driving.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Read that on the internet, did you?

I believe I am, for all intents and purposes, the actual originator of that trick (in terms of publishing it on the internet, anyway). You have no idea how much it warms the cockles of my twisted little black heart to see that someone else posted this before I was able to.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does it actually work, or is it one of the hundreds of internet tricks that keep getting reposted because they sound like they would?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

It does, if performed correctly. You can tell by giving the stem a listen. The escaping air will be quite audible.

So our independent lab testing on our own private vehicles in controlled conditions reports, anyway. My lawyers told me to add that last part.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah except for all you’ll do is give them a blowout on the highway putting other innocent peoples lives at risk.

This is an absolutely retarded way to vandalize someone’s property.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (10 children)

It'll take a couple minutes for the tire to be completely flat. If they drive past that, they're not making it to the highway. If you're doing it on a car that'll drive away within minutes, there's likely an agent nearby and you've got bigger problems.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The air is like a flock of sheep - as soon as one finds a way out, they all immediately rush out too.

Even a tiny nick on the stem, the tyre would be flat before they've fastened their seatbelts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That’s not how tires work at all mate….

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have the best results using BBs. Metal BBs, not airsoft pellets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

As a fellow internetor, I find this extremely hard to believe, but if it is accurate, hell yeah, keep fighting the fight

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Superglue the stone into the cap. That way it'll keep deflating the tire until the cap is replaced.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buy a pack of valve caps. Super glue stones in them and carry them around. When you see ICE vehicles, replace their valve cap for yours. Repeat as necessary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet if you bought real nice ones they’d let you do it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You want the generic black ones that you can find anywhere. That way they can't trace the purchase down to you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

And remember to bleach your tracks. If they figure out what's going on, I guarantee they'll try everything from fingerprints to DNA on the caps, and even if the majority of the time the heat/vibration/dirt of the cap's environs is enough to remove your traces, you don't want to be on the long tail of that curve.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That's some big brain shit right there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the love of god don't do this, you might kill someone.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Them slowly getting a flat is not going to cause an accident. The low pressure warning is gonna come up well before anything dangerous actually happens

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Probably still not going to cause an accident, but not all vehicles have low pressure warning systems. My car doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Most do, obviously excepting older vehicles. It's mandatory per Federal law in the US since the 2007 model year, and I believe the 2014 model year in the EU.

Still, in the nearly a century prior people managed to deal with unexpected flat tires and slow air leaks even without such electronic geegaws just fine.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They all do. Maybe not an LED, but I promise you'll get a warning anyway as soon as you drive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently this is a 2007 thing, my car is a 2005. I promise you it doesn't.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough but still it’s not gonna be like a blowout

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eventually it might because we're human, cheap and, stupid.

  1. tire is slowly deflated
  2. driver doesn't notice it and drives on the flat damaging the sidewalls or driver does notice it but drives on the flat anyway to get to safety/a repair place
  3. reason for deflation is found and corrected.
  4. tire with damaged sidewall is refilled with air and driven on.
  5. At some point in the future, under stressful conditions that the tire normally could handle the sidewall gives out in a catastrophic blowout.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol, it's a government vehicle. I'd be willing to bet that warning is on all the time. The sending units are integrated into the valvestem and cost a lot more than old school valvestems.

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