this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Buy one and take a shower

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ask for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Now they still don't want to talk to you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Devilishly clever!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the ad.