this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 190 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon needs to go to a hospital soon

[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The worst condition of them all.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Object Oriented Programmers never poop? Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

exactly. neither do Online Only People. interestingly, Poop&Online Only People (POOP), even though they are very similar to OOP, do, in fact, poop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better get an MRI to look for it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ouch... We don't want to kill that anon!