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[–] her01n@programming.dev 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Laptops had so much class back then.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz You know which one that is?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats the 701c, codenamed butterfly.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

That would be the thread I was replying in, yes.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Yes indeed! I use a QWERTY with international layout because I will not use an AZERTY keyboard ever again to do any sort of work. Fuck that noise.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

Have you tried the Logitech Mx keys? They’re very similar to the Magic Keyboard. Not quite as small, but then you have less of the Mac keyboard on non Mac OS quirks.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

It’s too bad than no other OS has made the strides to compete with the Magic Trackpad though.

I’m happy with the flat keyboard too, but the touch pad is the killer interface on Macs

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they have a nub instead of a track pad, yes

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

But nubs are superior to trackpads!

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And speaker. Vimers can't use a machine without a speaker.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 23 points 1 week ago

If I wanted my computer to make a sound, I'd wet my finger and rub it on the screen.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh?

I've used Vim for a decade and I would be offended if it made any noise.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

An old vim-related anecdote:

Vim has 2 modes: first to spoil the text and second to beep.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)