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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (6 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Truly only a matter of time before they start shooting at rainbows in the sky

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They already shoot hurricanes in Florida, and those produce the occasional rainbow. I think they already are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Not my computer

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck that shit, if I can become rainbow Baphomet then count me in! ALL in!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I be one even if I'm not lgbtq+?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

LGBT is just a label, it doesn't matter, everyone is welcome as long as they're nice. Baphomet doesn't discriminate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't the + imply all inclusive?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I honestly don't know, I thought it was for people like 2s that hadn't been added yet at the time, and not for cis allies or something. Obviously I may be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the campaign that I am currently running Baphomet is a rainbow unicorn being wrongly imprisoned in hell by the Catholic church.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Based and Desna Pilled

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

RIP Apple Newtons, killed by woke f*g Newtons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i never liked them, bit after learning about fig wasps, i have an excuse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Clearly talking about fogs. And i'd say it's pretty fair, as they tend to censor everything around them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

2025 homophobia: Prith

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly. If they get off the internet they'll realize how little information on where someone puts their penis they are provided on a day to day basis.