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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Y'all worried about the Gay Agenda?

Brace your asses for the TransMission.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'll be here all week

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've seen this post a couple times and just scrolled on last. Didn't realise it was an anti-pride post because it looks cool as hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In São Paulo a couple of pride month parties are being announced as priDE MONth party, guess is being used around the world like this too.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If it looks cool then they can be gay too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because they hate everything cool and good and their whole deal is a hatred of complexity, a fear of understanding¹ so everything thry dislike converges, in their minds, into a single point of white hot hate.

I mean, um... You're more badass than you actually are! Poopyhead!

¹no coincidence that lovecraft named his cat that and wrote about the kind of horror he did

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (9 children)

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine creating this and imagining you were making a point.

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 days ago (8 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

they went from bullying kids for being too weak, too sensitive etc to fucking satanic panic. what a bunch of pussy ass bitches.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (15 children)

PRIDEMONTH.
PRIDEMONTH.
P RIDE M ON TH.
p RIDE m ON th.
RIDE ON

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (8 children)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PR IDEMONTH
PR idemonth
PR

Please review my PR before EOD if you have the capacity. We can hop on a quick screenshare if you want me to walk you through it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PRI DEM ON TH
PRION

oh no

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For real ? this absolutely slaps

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I’m not gay but I want that shirt

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Look if you just take a couple letters from this word and some from this word, carry the one......"

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[–] RamblingPanda 57 points 2 days ago

Well, that convinced me. I should become gay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

That's metal as fuck! I don't own any Pride Month merch, but want everything I own to have this on it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Satan killed less than God. Lot less ...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love it. I'd 100% wear this shirt.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

🤘😖🤘

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's the base for a fucking lit tattoo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of when rightwing youtube was trying to drum up fake satanic panic over Sam Smith's devil performance or whatever the fuck it was.

It was so goofy seeing them trying to pretend to be afraid of this bs, like it was some evil demonic shit.

As someone who was deep into metal in the 2000s and was exposed to Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth and Dir En Grey, it really was the most pathetic display of outrage ever because Sam Smith is vanilla af. If these puritan right wingers want something to clutch their pearls at, then go watch the 20 something year old music video of Dir En Grey's Obscure. Uncensored.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dibs on Prith Demon as a lgbt+ metal band! Any of you gays know how to sweep pick?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ha! He DEMONstrated that quite well. Oh wait...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

that gay demon looks like they would be great to party with.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Said it the first time this "Pride Month hides Demon" stuff went viral

Pride Demons is a bomb ass name for a political group focused on queer liberation in the same vein as the Black Panthers were for black liberation.

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