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[–] [email protected] 230 points 3 days ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 218 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

break yo mommas back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I'm not here to shame kinks but holy hell bro.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Let fox news explain shirtballs.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

A little less formal than an e-mails.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

It's part of the new Business Douche language word salad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When you're on the information superhighway, in cyberspace, sometimes you want to send someone some information (datums). Sometimes an electronic mail is too formal or cumbersome for that, so you instead send them digital text messages, basically cybernetic telegrams, called e-notes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This comment has too many high syllable words in it. Could you please condense this down into an e-note?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

e-note be like ~~telegram~~ ~~memorandum~~ memo but not on paper, on ~~computer~~ magic blinky box.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It's like intraoffice e-mail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Didthey stutta?