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This man is not a true American, as there is no such thing as a "too cheesey" grilled cheese.
Lotta people are saying he wasn't even born here. All I'm asking is if he IS a real American, why haven't we seen his birth certificate? Just asking questions here...
Tucker Carlson: "Many people are saying he isn't an actual American. If not, who is he? Is he a Russian spy? And if so would he like to come over to my home to discuss Putin's dreamy eyes and masculine physique? I am just asking questions here."
We can't accept drum 'n' bass. We need jungle I'm afraid.
I always preferred jungle, dnb has a nice head bopping groove but jungle is much more fun, of course doesn't always apply. I have no idea what the parent comment is about just wanted to add my opinion on some nice beats.
The ready or not dnb remix from the late 90s was the shit though.
My comment was based on this video, which the pic of the botoxed Tucker Carlson reminded me of. I also prefer jungle to dnb - but I like big beat best of all.
JAQing off in public
Yes, with a nice bowl of tomato soup.
Too much tomato soup of bowl /s
I'm lactose intollerant and even I can confirm this.
Sounds like a commie spy!
Not to mention the fact that most grilled cheese sandwiches use American cheese. This guy hates America!
What if the cheese is Brie?
Get that French shit outta here.
Unless you’re making your grilled cheese on brioche. Maybe some sliced pear. Or fig. Make that shit gourmet.
The problem actually lies in the “cheese” slices. THEY AREN’T CHEESE .
I’d be pretty irate if I got served that stuff in a cafe.
well, that's not entirely true, they aren't eclusively cheese
RedNile (or BlueNile?!) disagrees with you
I mean they're not pure cheese but they definitely contain real cheese. As fun as it was watching Nile Blue mess around, the recipe to make fancy versions of American cheese with fancy cheese (that is practical to do at home) has been known for a long time.
You are correct, it's "pasteurized processed cheese product," but for brevity most of us just call it cheese.
One of the many things I do not miss from living in the US is the range of ersatz foods which have replaced the real thing in the popular market.
I'm generally not a fan of the stuff, but one of the few places American "cheese" is good is a grilled cheese sandwich.
I'd still prefer a sharp cheddar myself, but American is acceptable.
I disagree. I think almost are all too cheesy. I'm serious. This is why I don't really eat grilled cheese.