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Can someone explain to me what makes people need to publicly express their sexual urges? Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid. The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your turgidity know about your turgidity.
OP's comment is also part of the systematic objectification of women - especially considering the post isn't remotely porn - so there's also that.
This isn't funny. It's weird and creepy and makes people the object of a bad joke who shouldn't have to deal with that.
We do not. Not all the time, not in every situation.
I didn't. What I did say, in summary, was that it's a shitty thing to do in this case, and in so many others so very much like it. You are completely free to do shitty things, and I am completely free to call those things shitty.
It's a constant drumbeat, an ever-present thing around every corner. Even in a mildly amusing picture of a cat posted to a "funny" forum.
Hey, I say I want to fuck Henry Cavil and I’m a guy. I’d drop to my knees so fast for him. I’m an equal objectifier.
Yeah, same with Ryan Reynolds.
I got a strange feeling you’re a guy who is just assuming you know what’s best for women.
Because I disapprove of "jokes" that objectify people? This particular "joke" is clearly about women (mainly, also other people with vaginas), hence my more specific opinion above. But I don't think that sexually objectifying anyone is "funny."
I think you're getting backlash because you don't know what "objectification" means.
Man assuming he knows how women feel about a joke, hence objectifying them in the process, got it
You’re one of billions of people on this planet… who cares what you think. I didn’t write that in the hopes I would approval from Nougat!
This isnt getting you laid either chief
Its just a random sex joke. Nobody is addressed, nobody is put down. Just a dirty pun.
It is an obnoxiously brain-dead, bland and overused joke, though. So much so that it can easily be understood as a staple of some stereotypes.
So don't laugh and scroll on. Maybe even downvote if you want. That's what it's there for.
Yes, I do those things. There is also an option to comment, with opinions allowed, including both supporting and opposing types. I do this, too.
Can someone explain to me what makes you need to publicly express your opinion on someones joke? Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid. The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your taste in jokes know about your taste in jokes.
Excellent comeback. Not my comment, nor about what I continue the thread with, though.
they're literally referring to the girl in the photo
How so? It is a pun about the (pussy)cat getting wet.
Tbf, "the wrong pussy" does imply that he'd rather see the other pussy (in her pants) get wet rather than the one that is getting wet (the cat).
That said I'm still on the "it was just a joke" side. You can only see her legs and being a meme she's unlikely OP, it isn't like he said "I'd rather see Alice here in the picture get wet," it's clearly just "hehe pun" and the pun was dirty.
Honestly I didn't even realize that is a woman, I thought a teenager at best. Not sure why I thought so, but it didn't occur to me to see her in that context.
Well, I suppose in this case "female" actually may be appropriate if we're worrying about the age of the individual pictured, because of course it is literally impossible to determine this person's age (or gender tbf) from this photo.
Sure! 😀
They're not expressing their sexual urges, rather making light humour around something we all do (sex) and the common ground we all have with it. Like how we all poop, so comments about common experiences or preferences for pooping are a common ground for everyone, regardless of differences
Wh-...what? This just got weird...
Why is your brain going here?
And "turgidity"? Are you like me and was raised in a super oppressive religious environment, taught to lash out in angst at any common discourse of sexual nature? Shaming anyone for who they are because it doesn't align with your ideals of how you want everyone to be?
Give me a stone, I'll cast the opener. Let's get this fucking weirdo! How DARE they be that way!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
😭😭😭
yep, it was a pun
in this case: pussy = cat or vagina, and wet = water or sexually aroused
so, the bawdy humor here is, "wet pussy" referring to both a literally wet cat, and op's preference to see a sexually aroused vagina.
it's a stupid joke but it's not that deep
Because it’s funny…
Don’t be so uptight. Learn to find humor in the world. Everyone is such a fucking cry baby about everything nowadays. I didn’t type that out in any way to think I’m gonna get laid from a random picture on the internet.
Fuck me sideways….
Jokes on you we are on our way to @[email protected] s place now
I'll ask your mom when I see her tonight. I met her online when I publically announced I was horny AF.