As someone who has lived with cats for most of his life, that's basically a picture of a very brave person standing in a giant blender
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It's all fun and games until the cat gets fed up and this turns into an "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" scenario. Especially with bare legs.
Yeah, I'd be wearing jeans and my canvas jacket.
That’s the wrong pussy I want to see getting wet…
Can someone explain to me what makes people need to publicly express their sexual urges? Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid. The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your turgidity know about your turgidity.
This isnt getting you laid either chief
Its just a random sex joke. Nobody is addressed, nobody is put down. Just a dirty pun.
It is an obnoxiously brain-dead, bland and overused joke, though. So much so that it can easily be understood as a staple of some stereotypes.
So don't laugh and scroll on. Maybe even downvote if you want. That's what it's there for.
Yes, I do those things. There is also an option to comment, with opinions allowed, including both supporting and opposing types. I do this, too.
Can someone explain to me what makes you need to publicly express your opinion on someones joke? Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid. The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your taste in jokes know about your taste in jokes.
Excellent comeback. Not my comment, nor about what I continue the thread with, though.
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Can someone explain to me what makes people need to publicly express their sexual urges?
Sure! 😀
They're not expressing their sexual urges, rather making light humour around something we all do (sex) and the common ground we all have with it. Like how we all poop, so comments about common experiences or preferences for pooping are a common ground for everyone, regardless of differences
Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid.
Wh-...what? This just got weird...
The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your turgidity know about your turgidity.
Why is your brain going here?
And "turgidity"? Are you like me and was raised in a super oppressive religious environment, taught to lash out in angst at any common discourse of sexual nature? Shaming anyone for who they are because it doesn't align with your ideals of how you want everyone to be?
Give me a stone, I'll cast the opener. Let's get this fucking weirdo! How DARE they be that way!!!
something we all do (sex)
Hahahahahahahahaha
😭😭😭
Because it’s funny…
Don’t be so uptight. Learn to find humor in the world. Everyone is such a fucking cry baby about everything nowadays. I didn’t type that out in any way to think I’m gonna get laid from a random picture on the internet.
Fuck me sideways….
yep, it was a pun
in this case: pussy = cat or vagina, and wet = water or sexually aroused
so, the bawdy humor here is, "wet pussy" referring to both a literally wet cat, and op's preference to see a sexually aroused vagina.
it's a stupid joke but it's not that deep
Jokes on you we are on our way to @grobmobularb@lemmy.world s place now
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Learn for all! Wait until its summer and super hot. Cats, like us, dont like being super hot. Then casually bring the cat into the bathroom with the door remaining open (so it can leave it it wants). Now start petting the cat. Cats like pets. After 5 pets, wet a rag with cool freshing temp water. Pet the cat gently with the wet rag once in a while once petting. The distraction of the pets, plus the cooling effect of the water create a positive response. Ive done this with two cats and both ended up loving the shower so much theyd jump in with you if you didnt shut the door. Classical conditioning is op.
I’ve found it’s the sound of water that freaks them out. Poor baby is just nervous. Next time fill a bathtub partially with warmish water, don’t let the cat near while it’s running. Once it’s off bring in dirty kitty and let them stand in the water, then gently pour the water over them with a cup or something. My cats all love this, only had to do it once to my void when she got covered in shit as a kitten. But my tuxedo needs them once every few months because he gets crazy stinky and isn’t the best groomer.
That's abuse
You’ve never had a cat get covered in dirt or sprayed by a skunk, have you?
Sometimes bath time is very much needed, even if the cat may disagree
I wash my cat once in a while because she doesn't do a good job of keeping herself clean.
You don't use the shower for that and you don't make it a slow and agonizing process
My cat responds far better to the shower than to a sink or wet rags. The sink is the only time she’s ever actually tried to claw at me, the shower she’ll go into and sit around while I gently spray her down, but she will look like this if I’m not done in a few minutes, because she’s young and hates being confined for any noticeable length of time.
I've had multiple cats that would just come chill in the shower with you. They have varied personalities.
yeah most cats fear running water
(but tbf if your cat has a fear of water in general there's not much you can do)
This is the same as a kid enduring a vaccination. The adults know what’s happening.
Except that we generally don't think that the kid's fear and crying is "Funny". At least I don't.
Well hopefully the cat doesn't read this post.
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sometimes you really do need to wash a cat... for medical reasons or it's covered in crude oil or something...
otherwise this is just animal torture and that person is going to get doxxed...
also not funny
(see also the documentary: "Don't Fuck with Cats")
(no, that's really the name and it started with torturing a cat in the shower)
Oh, please. Get a grip on reality.
And the irony of your comment referencing Luka Magnotta lol
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ITT: debating whether this is animal abuse and also whether the right pussy is getting wet.
Reddit moment
