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Be unstoppable. (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 234 points 11 months ago

If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

[-] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago

My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago

Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

“Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it's $0.10 a text.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can't stop, won't stop.

(Holiday inn)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
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