Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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Remember when they took a Nazi for some Burger King? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.