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[–] [email protected] 249 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Insufficient information. Need to know the physician's gang affiliation.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does the patient look like a bitch?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Unconscious and pathetic on a hospital bed? Yeah, kinda. /s

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

ENGLISH! MOTHERF#$KER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!

[Said Mr. Jackson using his inside voice]

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (7 children)

C. Since it just wants one and I would think the immediate safety of people involves moving it away and then tending to the patient.

Messing with the weapon, checking whether it’s empty, isn’t necessary and you’d still have to move it anyway

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s not what Dr Dre would do, fool

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit. Looks like we forgot about him again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD US NOT TO DO THAT....

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Good, you can work in the ER. Healthcare workers are not assumed to know every firearm and how to operate them, even though we are in America.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is just like the dumb HR tests that are like "You see a coworker engage in inappropriate behavior. Should you A. Notify your supervisor, B. Punch them in the face, C. Piss on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least the correct answer is obvious instead of a test with vaguely-worded trick questions and ambiguous answers. Those are the tests that make me livid.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Now I want to see a show where an unsuspecting anxiety ridden Nurse accidentally takes out a mob boss and has to run the gang while juggling their work, love and social life.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Unironically an unexplored Nic Cage movie genre.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

A. Looks into the barrel with a flashlight

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How about treat the patient 😶

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's step F, after performing the other steps in the order of DAEBC.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Look. Doing A-E is going to be expensive enough for the young fella. I don't think he can also afford gunshot wound treatment.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

F*. Shoot the patient in the head.

*Police version only.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Every medical drill is like this.

"I asses the patient"

"Haha fuckyou they had a katana, you are impaled, and failed to assess basic vitals. They go into respiratory failure. As such you failed america

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like the DM (⁠。⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

I vote for E

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

E.

"Don't worry Mr. Patient, I'll avenge you!"

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

F. See if gang member has insurance to cover for his treatment

G. Charge extra for handling firearm

H. Deferred treatment

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering that he got shot in the arm, not the face, my real life response would probably be, "really, man? You didn't think you should give this to someone else before ems got there?" That's why I'm not a doctor. Because I'm pretty dumb and bad at hiding my reactions. Also the part with all the blood.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

C is okay but why are we not allowed to put the safety on and safely remove all of the ammunition?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (31 children)

The general risk assessment is that medical personal don't know as much about firearms as Law enforcement - and LEOs don't know much. And you generally have other things to do that are more important than causing a negligent discharge in the ER.

Beside, do you really want to trust the Triage Nurse with a loaded firearm?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Triage is going to be a bit quicker today.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Medical staff arn't trained with guns and they figure there's less possibility of an accidental discharge the less people are touching it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Couple reasons.

One: do you know anything about that model of firearm? Does it have a safety? Can it slam-fire if handled improperly?

Two: Is there important information that can be conveyed by the present condition of the firearm. Was it a shooting or an accident. Would clearing the firearm remove important information that can be used to ascertain what happened?

Three: Preserving the firearm can preserve evidence. While that is not necessarily part of the duty of medical staff, there's no reason to risk destroying evidence if the firearm can be safely isolated with minimal disturbance.

Four: Why do it? An isolated, secure gun isn't going to decide to start blasting people on its own. What advantage is there to handling the gun more than is necessary in that situation? Get it out of the way and keep working.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.

— Mordin Solus

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

B.
Specifically at an oblique angle for maximum ricochet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What's actually the answer though? I would think A, D, C in that order is probably best, but I'm guessing they just want C?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The most lawyer friendly answer is probably C.

I am not a doctor, but I do know how to handle firearms, so I would also unload and ensure that the gun is not in a condition to fire. This would probably dock me points for diluting potential evidence or some such horseshit, but it'd still be the right thing to do. Provided you knew what you were doing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Doing anything to the gun is probably a bad idea, even if you have experience with firearms. This gun came from a gang member, it could be in a very janky altered condition that makes it act unpredictably. If you're going to try to disarm it anyway then you should still move it outside first before attempting that just in case it malfunctions and fires while you're trying to manipulate it

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

It's not difficult.

A is wrong because whoever wrote this is in no position to evaluate if the person reading it is capable of "to check if the gun is loaded" without blowing their own head off.

D is wrong because the person whoever wrote this is in no position to evaluate if the person reading it is capable of "hold the gun personally" without blowing their own head off.

C is the only correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

E is answer cause bitches be whack

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Everyone here just straight up ignoring the fact that option B is completely correct.

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