this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I had one of their cassettes back in the day! If i recall correctly, the last track on the album was called "T Time".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Porque No Los Dos?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Guy was white before he met them.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

That has to be at least a quarter of the entire Warhammer 40k community.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

fuck up your life

You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, comes home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats just the Cult Mechanicus, wait till he finds out about Skiitari femboys fucking toasters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A metaphor for Alex Jones and his acolytes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and so many others online. there are so many very tight and close echo chambers, where people outright invent a new reality for themselves, and get angry, antagonistic towards actual reality

See: AntiVaxxers, NeoNazi's, and Flat Earthers.

at least before social media these nutbars stayed isolated and alone and couldn't get together and recruit / spread their messages easily.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Oh no, was After Dark a gateway drug?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I hate the censorship

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is he talking literally about toasters or using it as a slang for robots/androids?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's an allegory for any "extremely niche" interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I’ll take this one: It’s toasters

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It was like this when I found it

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