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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This seems like it could end badly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sound like a cat hater.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Raccoons have been known to kill cats. Sounds like a cat lover.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

No way in frigid hell would I let my cats near a raccoon. Fuck the fuck no. They’ve got rabies and all other manner of nasty communicable diseases. Don’t care what sub it is, this is negligent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

These are allegedly strays all coming in off the same street. Cat food is probably better for this raccoon than garbage, and it's nice to see a human presumably offering a safe alternative and looking out for the wildlife IMHO. Those potential diseases are at least somewhat our fault.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a stray cat though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pepé Le Pew?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Aside from their defense response, are skunks generally chill animals? I never thought about it but I wonder how well they get along with humans if domesticated (or at least, raised in captivity).

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Some people do keep them as pets (with their smell-producing glands removed)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I met the sweetest skunk ever at a city Halloween event.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anytime I see one it is just bopping around yards at 2 AM and seems pretty chill unless a loud noise spooks it and it vanishes. I wouldnt want to accidentally corner one near a fence though, Ive heard they are liberal with their spray

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had one walk into my house, check out my bedroom closet and leave, all while I was moving in some furniture one evening

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can get the spray glands surgically removed and after that they're somewhere between a cat and a ferret. I've always wanted one, but they're illegal here on account of being scavengers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody! "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's not your fauuult!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2/3 of these animals aren't in my country so I don't know about the logistics but this seems really cool!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Racoons are smart and will get into anything. They frequently figure out lids and containers.

Skunks are cool, but if they spray, your whole neighborhood is going to stink for a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you take a bad beer that's been sitting in the sun for a few months. You know that smell?

Ramp that up a few orders of magnitude to the extent that it seizes up your breathing and makes your eyes tear up to the point of near blindness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks. That was not what I was expecting; for some reason I was basing my imaginary skunk smell on the smell of rotten fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so neat! Skunk smell is such an iconic, well known, horrendous animal smell in North America. I've never considered someone would not know what it smells like!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's not really something you export, so I can't sample it ha ha. Even now that everyone's telling me it's still just an imaginary smell to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Closer to rotten egg than fish but not quite. It's caused by sulfur compounds similar to those in weed and bad beer as suggested (or beer that's bottled in clear or green glass and left in the sun - brown and cobalt glass block the UV that causes the compounds to form) but there's a wider "pallette" of odors in much higher concentration.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Hello yes I am very much a cat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember seeing a youtube comment saying "skunks are like cats that constantly point a gun at you"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cats have knives anyways

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Foxes are dogs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Because I know now.. I'm posting the link, still think the club is cool

https://youtu.be/60I2b5gf1lo?si=M7u-olbrYKfrGIV5

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's so cool!