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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Is that a snake in your pants or are you exc... It's a snake.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Oh, so trouser snakes aren’t allowed now? When were they planning on telling the rest of us?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The man was reported to have three small snakes in his pants, two of which were turned over to Florida Fish and Wildlife.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Going for a classic Snakes on a Plane prank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don't want to be setting any alarms off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Ssssssssssssup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I also enjoyed the quote "Don't bring a machete to an airport checkpoint"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hehe, yeah I got a snake in my pants, hehe

It's a cottonmouth someone help please but remain calm, hehe