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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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science is blue.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's green. And math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Green if it is chem, pink if it is physics. But math is always blue.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Chemistry? Green? Wtf. Green is obviously biology! Chemistry is yellow. There, I said it! Good day to you, sir!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Science is green no matter the subject. But yeah, math is definitely always blue.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

math is red 🔴

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I'm glad this is the most upvoted answer, because all the other responses here are completely psychotic.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Blue or green for me. Never could find a proper teal folder.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Science is green. Math is blue.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Civilization V says science is blue, and I absolutely agree

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Green

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Correct

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Science is green you heathens

Maths is red

English is blue

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

You got science right, but math is blue because it's cold and calculating while English is red because it's full of passion and life

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Green

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Color match it to the primary color of the subjects text book

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I like the way you think

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Math - Blue

Science - Green

English - Red

Social Studies - Yellow

Good night.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Science? Not separately Biology (Green), Chemistry (Yellow), Physics (Red)?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Math is red. Science is blue or green. Depends on the type. Although chem is yellow if there is one. Orange is geography or history.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're a student: Green. If you're a researcher: Blue. If you're tenured; Purple, Pink, or Orange. If you're a US Defence Contractor: Red.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Green for biology, blue for maths or physics and orange for chemistry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Red for English, brown for history, yellow for geography because green was taken.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Science = Green

Math = Blue

English = Yellow

History = Red

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Green

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Science green, English yellow, math red. I don't make the rules I just follow them.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Science is blue Math is red English is green

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm conflicted on science, but math is absolutely blue.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Math is red

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Red is English what the fuck are you on?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Math blue, science green, language yellow, social studies red

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Science is the BEST subject so it gets the BEST color which is PURPLE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Purple for physics.

Something about it just feels right...

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My Brother in Christ, WTF is a sCiEnCe?

Is this a US thing? Does it cover the entirety of chemistry, biology and physics (and maybe maths or geography)?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Blue

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

All of the Star Trek timelines agree, Science is blue.

[–] Cuberoot 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Science (incl math) is green. Blue is geography. Orange is sports. Pink is Entertainment. Art and Literature apparently can be either purple or brown. You're still missing yellow for history.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Science generically gets green

But once you reach the point where they're separate subjects, biology is green, physics is purple, chemistry is green if you don't take biology otherwise its pink

Whatever your opinions on these though, I present:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

The factory must grow. All colors are science colors.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Physics glows blue, biology glows green and chemistry is an angry yellow. That's just sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

bluE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

English = green

Math = red

Science = blue

Social studies = yellow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Science is blue because in every 4x game I've ever played the science icons are some form of blue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Green because it glows

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Blue, absolutely

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