Aussiemandeus

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Sad but true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hey we heard you're out of money so we gave you a free loan without asking you and we're going to bill you for it.

multiplayer computing rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I could be, there's a non zero chance we're a schizophrenic interacting with ourselves online and not know

Sad but true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You pull a chance card " The company you work for has posted record profits this financial year, you get laid off, deduct 5000 dollars from your emergency savings fund"

You flip the board because you've never had savings

multiplayer computing rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Anyway ASL? 31 M AUS

What was the last image you saved from the internet? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well I'm glad it's not a mandarin then haha

What was the last image you saved from the internet? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah times can be tough, but on occasion you find a dollar on the ground

What was the last image you saved from the internet? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This damn picture cause i kept laughing at it thinking the joke was its meant to be a mango not an orange.

My brain was not working at the time

Barbers HATE this one simple trick in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No, no, see this is why you will never make it.

You gotta be bald

I shaved my head and now I have billions... Of cells in my body

Barbers HATE this one simple trick in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Jesus christ.

Are you a woman and is that USD?

The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

Police officer who shot Aboriginal teen was 'racist', inquest finds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Zach Rolf was stabbed by the man who he shot and shot him while he was attempting to stab a second police officer.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/body-worn-camera-footage-of-the-shooting-shown-in/13749690

All hard to see in the video but not exactly the way it's framed in the article

Hetalia is real in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that true?

Ready for another week of abuse in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

It's not really the solution, but i find it helps me.

The task you have on the weekend if it's possible just do 15 minutes after work towards it, after 4 days you have racked up an hour towards it giving you back an hour.

Obviously 1 hour isn't massive but if you put away just some clothes Monday, then washing on Tuesday etc it's one less task to tackle come the weekend

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Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger? (aussie.zone)
 

I'm Australian, and burger with the lot where I come from involves the following Bun Bacon Egg Lettuce Tomato Pineapple Beetroot Meat Onion Sauce maybe. That's the minimum you expect anyway

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Australia federal election 2025 results - in charts (www.bbc.com)
 

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has won a historic second term - here's some of the results visualised.

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The power of Linux (aussie.zone)
 

Today i took my first steps into the world of Linux by creating a bookable Mint Cinamon USB stick to fuck around on without wiping or portioning my laptop drive.

I realised windows has the biggest vulnerability for the average user.

While booting off of the usb I could access all the data on my laptop without having to input a password.

After some research it appears drives need to be encrypted to prevent this, so how is this not the default case in Windows?

I'm sure there are people aware but for the laymen this is such a massive vulnerability.

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a 2000s webcomic with a character who I'm sure used to eat Cadbury creme eggs and drink redbull. (aussie.zone)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 

I used to read this all the time along with XKCD.

Obviously I can remember XKCD but this other webcomic I can't find anything about it

Part of me thinks maybe it was Ctr Alt Dlt but I can't find anything refencing the egg etc. So I don't think that's it

................edit...............

Solved

Least I could do

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This bloke is doing good work. (youtu.be)
 

Damn Corporations

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Netflix is very pushy about cancelling (aussie.zone)
 

Fuck their increases in costs over and over

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Punters Politics calls out Inpex and their gas scam in Darwin. (youtu.be)
 

Bloody Inpex getting 40 billion dollars worth of gas for free.

Not to mention the cancer they're pumping into Darwins air.

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Super Star Destroyer (aussie.zone)
 

Almost built only the right hand section left to complete

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Dark mode is always so bright (aussie.zone)
 

Dark mode is awesome, but unfortunately everyone on the internet are heathens and browse in light mode and take screen shots etc.

So dark mode on connect tends to just be bright white-space.

It would be great if there was a way to invert their colours too

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Misty morning wake up (lemmynsfw.com)
 

There was a bloody big croc cruising up the river.

He lives there all the time, You don't go into the water here

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How many bites are in a sandwich? (aussie.zone)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
48 comments fedilink
 

Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

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Second Wind and Frosts leaving (youtu.be)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
7 comments fedilink
 

Frost goes into detail about what happened between him and Nick resulting in Frost leaving Second Wind

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