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Inb4 normies force us to change well established terminology just to appease their fragile souls
Like git's main and master
Whining about that change is kinda a red flag ngl
Right? It’s less letters and it’s pretty clear.
I haven’t found a good action neutral replacement for “black list” yet though. “Deny list” and “block list” are too action-specific.
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Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.
I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)
#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:That's my favorite emoticon!
I was amazed a terminal could do that
I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.
Surprised she didn't freak out with the line below. It's already gone on a killing spree...
Understandable because it's the process that's getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.
I'm surprised she managed to read five of the words.
I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.
I like how at the start of the line it explicitly says "out of memory" but we're just pretending this is some satanic bullshit.
She obviously read the error to find "kill process" and "sacrifice child" but still ignored the memory error
Right, because non-technical people would be expected to understand what an "out of memory" error means
The point is, it's cherry-picking
You have so much to learn about people who feed into the Satanic panic. Cherry picking is by definition how they get there. One of Alex Jones biggest boggiemen for years was a subsection of a law that allowed medical testing on troops, and he always ignores the very next section that states that it all requires informed consent. Then lies and act like people would have no idea.
During covid he found an exercise that tried to assume 4 different future scenarios that may come into play, and ignored the positive leaning ones or nuetralish ones and went straight for the heavily authoritarian exercise because it used a possible pandemic as a background setting, then claimed it was all planned out and proof Covid was a bioweapon attack.
People like this willfully ignore things that give context, and will often repackage it without the context anytime they can.
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What? How does her being weirded out about the words "sacrifice child" mean she ignored anything? It doesn't matter what triggered the error, she is questioning why the code has dark word combinations
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Who TF is still using CentOS?
People who don't have cents?
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What if you're a TV ?
Just wait until she learns child processes get aborted
While most people on Lemmy are going to know what this means, the person who wrote this error message was definitely trying to be cute with that phrasing.
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When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.
This ritual is common, but it has a bug in it that can be traced back to a specific SacrificeOverflow comment.
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THE BELOW MESSAGE
That's not how adjective order works.
Please disregard the next message.
Please disregard the above message.
Please disregard the below message.
Please disregard the following message.
Please disregard the last message.
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