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All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look too much like a vibrator (sus).

This is the closest I got: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NNFPHXG https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CD7FPFQ5?th=1

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What you are looking for is a "Bed shaker". These are often used by the deaf to wake up. A relatively cheap phone-connected one can be found here but it's iphone only. This one works with Android. Both use proprietary apps. The website linked was just at the top of a Google search, you can find stuff like this on Amazon as well.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Or replace one leg of the bed with a Sybian

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Is there like a sign up sheet or?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

But OP said no sex toys.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Might be kind of difficult to get to sleep with that inside you...

Unless that's what you're into I guess...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's why you set the alarm for relubrication.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ok I like to take coconut oil, the kind that's a solid at room temp, melt it, and let it solidify in ice cube trays at room temp. Then, when I go to put a plug in long term, I pop a lube cube in first. Easy long term lubing

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does it need to sync with your phone?

What's the goal of connecting it?

As others have mentioned, I'd look for alarm clocks for deaf people. Many are in the $20 range but don't do Bluetooth.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

probably because the times vary

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

smart watch?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that is one way to wake up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Rise and shine where the sun don't shine...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I use a Fitbit flex 2 for that purpose. I doubt they make that model anymore, but probably make something similar. The flex 2 is just a little lozenge-shaped thing that tracks movement, can vibrate, and has a few little lights. The app let's you set alarms (you turn it off by tapping it). I also have mine set to vibrate when I get a text message or a phone call in case I'm someplace noisy and don't hear it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Hadn't thought about using a sports watch, will try for sure. ty sir🫡

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Try a Mi Band. I usually don't recommend Xiaomi products because of their heavy tracking and intrusiveness, but if you only use the band during sleep, you should be fine. If you already have the know-how (which I suspect you do), you can control it yourself through Bluetooth, and the band will erase all data it holds once transmitted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some of the Mi Bands work pretty well with GadgetBridge, which would block their ability to phone home. There's a list is compatible devices somewhere on the GadgetBridge wiki.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Or an Amazfit band (Mi band but the more western-sold version). The Band 5 is pretty cheap and has a decent buzzer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You can get alarms that you place under the mattress and they shake the entire bed

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

The design is very human

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Like this one?

ejector

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

My Garmin watch alarm vibrates. It syncs with my phone but I don't know if alarms can be set from phone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well my samsung galaxy phone and my samsumg galaxy watch are in sync

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I came to say that! It's brilliant.

Maybe OP can strap it to their dick or shove it inside to achieve a desirable effect. I can only vouch for wrist mounted experience.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If you have several hundred dollars to burn Apple has you covered. One of my favorite features of my watch honestly.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to use this, you can turn the audible alarm all the way off and just use the shaker!

https://www.amazon.com/Sonic-Alert-SBB500SS-Extra-Loud-Flashing/dp/B000OOWZUK

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I had one of these until I got married. You will wake up, many times in a panic. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

https://www.amazon.com/iLuv-SmartShaker-Vibration-Bluetooth-Notification/dp/B08V6KH3SJ

This says it's bluetooth with android and apple but I don't know what the bluetooth connection syncs...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is a stupid answer, but you could buy a cheap android phone. The carrier-locked phones are very inexpensive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Bed shaking devices/deaf alarm clocks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is a shitpost, but people are taking it seriously?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Get yourself a Garmin watch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Do you have the option to go to bed early enough that you can just wake up at the desired time without an alarm? May not work effectively till you’ve recovered sleep debt. You may need to sleep in late a few weekends to recover sleep debt, but don’t get carried away such that you can’t sleep that night. It also helps to tire yourself out with exercise so you can sleep when you want and then wake up without an alarm.

For other options, try a programmable butt plug maybe

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