Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.

Bikes are the rides of libertarians.

No license

No registration

No taxes through gas

Just hard work and freedom!

Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts

Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel

Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL

Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG

Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS

Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST

ISIS uses pickup trucks. Do you want to support ISIS?

"Real heroes use bikes - do you?"

I've heard that the name truckers have for these is "Pavement Princesses"

Don't forget about this: A (WOKE!!!) truck requires fuel which is imported from some other (WOKE!) country, a bike just requires AMERICAN (HELL YEAH!) muscle power

It's a joke but also like a good way to convince people to change their mind is to appeal to shared group membership.

If you appeal to environmentalism, the right winger is going to reject it because that's out group nonsense.

If you appeal to American exceptionalism, like this, you can make more progress than you might expect.

In seriousness, you'd think with how seemingly easily these anti-woke people are manipulated, it shouldn't be so hard to convince them of doing the right thing for the wrong reason.

I suppose it can't be that easy or someone would've already tried it, but...

Thing is tho, in most North American cities you're more likely to get splattered by some jackass in his toy F150 if you ride a bike. The North American city needs to be reformed and replanned before cycling can be mass adopted.

Bicycles are the best guerilla transportation. Virtually silent, all-terrain, cheap to build, easy to repair with swappable components and simple tools. If you have a lot of cargo you can strap it on and walk beside it and carry a lot more than you would by hand. No consumables required beyond the provisions that you already need. Easily hidden and has plausible deniability if discovered. Transportation doubles as PT, and it improves battlefield endurance.

And when you think about it, what's more manly than consuming the flesh of other animals or plants to give you the strength and energy to use your own muscular power to move around, exposed to the elements. That or sitting in a two ton air conditioned metal box that moves at the push of a button.

AND THE PATRIOT TRANSIT GIVES YOU BETTER LEGS RAAAAH

just a frame, a chain,

two wheels, and grease

Where helmet

Instead of repeating the 4 things on the bike side 4 times, I would separate each as its own counter to the car stuff

These points are all moot if you carry a smartphone on you. Just sayin'