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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 135 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Download video game for free

Default search engine DOESN'T change because I was using the Free and Open Source™ operating system, GNU/Linux

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 10 months ago

Surely the default search engine in internet explorer in your prefix would have changed.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Download security update for free

Opt 1 \

Default search engine DOESN'T change because I was using the Free and Open Source™ operating system, GNU/Linux

Opt 2 \

Default search engine changes because of reasons. Money reasons. Money reasons fueled by the product (user).

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[–] red9350@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I looove CMD windows popping up at boot 😍😍

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

AMD's auto updater does this. But it pops up and closes instantly so I have no idea if it's actually working or just crashing.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Same thing with ASUS's AURA software

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.

I'm supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.

In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] nathan@ten1919.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.

[–] PenisWenisGenius 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One time when I was a teenager, I somehow downloaded exactly the wrong porn and then my login screen background and windows xp startup splash screen all got replaced with a Debian logo.

[–] JudgeDredd@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this an improvement?

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothings a improvement over windows xp not even Linux

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Back in the days, you're probably right. Nowadays? I wouldn't connect online with Windows XP...

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[–] Hupf@feddit.de 30 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Have you tried Bing lately?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fuck, I remember when I was using Bing religiously unironicaly in the early 2010s during my Extremist Microsoft Loyalist phase.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Loyalism, sure... We all know what's the only reason to use Bing.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

I'm farming Microsoft Reward points with nonsensical searches for Overwatch coins. That's the only true reason to use Bing

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago

Good pork results.

[–] GoOnASteamTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Windows Phone's UI is a hill I will die on, it was really nice! I actively missed it for a while when switching.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only thing a bit shitty was the Settings. It was like a mile long, not sure if it had search or not. Was a long time ago.

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[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I love using Microsoft Edge on my GNU/Linux machine. I actually tried switching to Google as the search engine, but Microsoft Edge said it would be sad if I switched, so for the sake of Microsoft, I decided that I'd stay with Bing forever. I love giving my personal information to Copilot so that it can generate an interview application for me in my local fast food shops such as Mcdonalds, KFC, Burger King, etc. God bless Microsoft, best company ever!!! /s

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 5 points 10 months ago

I mean Microsoft will pay you to use them to search for porn

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’ve never even checked whether it’s available outside of windows. Is… is this actually possible?

[–] jose1324@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Edge actually runs great on Linux

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

When my work colleague opens his Edge browser it always shows a page with "news" and ads. Bro... I always think of that IT crowd episode where the guy says "if this were a person, I'd shoot it in the face".

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 points 10 months ago (10 children)

The bing homepage is so terrible

I had a friend that used microsoft edge and bing because they were the default and said that firefox is the worst and edge is much better

I did switch his default browser to firefox and search engine(on edge) to google(i wanted to switch to duckduckgo, but he hated it for no reason) while he was talking

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

DuckDuckGo is pretty nifty

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[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Good old conduit search

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anyone here remember "The Sweet Page"?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

ah this brings back memories

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