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[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Outlook (new new new final)

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm missing the joke but that is not ISO

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

5318008 .beats since epoch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now THAT'S a good one

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Just missing Outlook(1) and Outlook(OLD DONT USE)

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I cannot believe they did this shit.

Every time I look at the teams icon with the word new on it, my brain thinks that means there are messages.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We had the teams update at work, with the endless notifications to let me know that a new version was coming, would I like to update early, on the 1st the update will be forced ...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And the new Teams is not simply a replacement, no. It's called "Teams (for work or school)" or something, while the old app is "Teams classic". Both look the same and are the same sluggish mess. So why exactly did we do all that crap?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And they would use at least a quarter or your RAM.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

uNuSeD rAm Is WaStEd RaM!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

All I know is that one of them has a /v2/ subpath on its URL, and the other has nothing.

Oh, and calls work in Firefox one the /v2/ one. That's an important difference.

What I really don't know is why they kept pestering me for months to make sure my browser supports the new version (where they know what my browser is, and only published enough requirements to tell IE won't work) while they only changed stuff that makes it work better on it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Also the "we're setting things up for you" or whatever user-dumb-hide-details crap the Teams PWA throws on your screen while launching is just... As if there was a live team of engineers carefully configuring your current Teams instance so that it starts up right. (A bit off-topic, but current trend of software "speaking to users in patronising manner" is annoying af. Unless it's up to or exceeding HAL-3000 level, it should be abolished.)

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Don't worry everyone, I'm here to help:

Mail

Garbage

Outlook

Hot Garbage

Outlook (new)

Shit-tier garbage

Glad to be of service! Until next time....

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Outlook (New) is such garbage. Web app, and doesn’t support plugins. Less functionality over all. Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

IIRC it also stores your account password server side and stores your emails there too, it's literally just webmail.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The new all new outlook(new(yess realy new(fr)))

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"fam check this code I just yeeted out"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s even funnier when something like this happens to me and our IT guy goes I don’t remember installing that version…

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably didn't, it's microsofts dumb roll out of their updated with functionality removed deployment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took them almost a year to add the ability to open .eml files in the new client.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That's because the new one is just the existing web app that loads inside an Edge instance so they were basically starting from scratch. I realized that when I discovered I couldn't open the new version on my laptop that I had uninstalled Edge from.

Oh, and MS is killing the old version. Joy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

This is such a perfect demonstration of how useless Microsoft's ecosystem is. It's better than being forced to work in an Apple exclusive environment but "we're a windows shop" is one of the biggest red flags an employer can have.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We still use on-prem Exchange with Microsoft Office at work, and it's really becoming a problem. Microsoft already auto adds shortcuts for 365 (which we don't use and doesn't work with our setup), and the "Mail" app (which also doesn't work with out setup), and now I have to explain to people to use the regularly titled Outlook icon and not the "Outlook (new)" icon (which again, won't work with our setup).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GPOs seldom break just like that.

Local policies are possibly more volatile but not GPOs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You’ve missed the point; group policies are being ignored and break with every other update as Microsofts cadence and quality assurance continues to enshitify.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd rather add more Jira stories.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can New outlook even open eml?? I remember it couldn't just a few months ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It now can but not always. Still easier to point the default app to old outlook.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

An email client that can't open email files? Hmmmmmm.

Is this something to do with the fact it's routing all emails via Microsoft servers?

I am not a developer

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Microsoft having 4 tabs for howtos depending on outlook version sums this up lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

As the saying goes, there's only two hard problems in IT:

Caching, naming things, and off by one errors.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nintendo Wii - > Nintendo Wii U. Nintendo 3DS - > New Nintendo 3DS

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Xbox> Xbox 360> Xbox One> Xbox One X> Xbox series X

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

For whatever reason, this one makes me very angry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Xbox 1 > x360 > xbone > xbonex > xbsx

for short

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The XBox One X, or the X.B.O.X. for short.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And we suck at it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago