Fuck you Ralph, you'll live again the next time someone scrolls by
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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Glad this keeps getting reposted cause it means Ralph gets to keep existing!
Ralph lives happily ever after
There you go I saved Ralph
Ralph died of a heroin overdose behind a Denny's dumpster.
You should be, Ralph.
Someday far, far into the deep future, Ralph may surface again as a Boltzmann Brain.
Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.
OK Google set a reminder 10 years from now to remind that gal/guy of ralph
Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
Would Ralph 's hat also stop existing?
No, Ralph's hat exists outside of time and space. It is beyond our comprehension.
Ralph just reminded me of The Game. Ralph deserves the void.
Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.
Damn it now I lost. It's your fault for talking about the game! You lose too!
It's scary, but it's something we all face someday. One day, I'll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol' boy!
goodbye ralph
Jee thank. Just what my Monday needed, an existential crisis.
Into the Ralphaverse
Oh well! Bite it, Ralph.
Murderer!
I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.
When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?
Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote "characters are not people" and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)
Don't worry, everything will be ok because the multiverse or whatever idk
I will always read this meme in the voice of George Carlin narrating Thomas the Tank Engine, and then immediately post this exact reply with a link to this video: https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=hR834siCZlYvOei1
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Die, Rulph, said the reader.
Phew! For a moment I thought you meant Ralph!
Rulph Lundgren died
You should hear the cries of the memories, right before they are garbage collected. "Wait, I need that!"
"Bring in the logic probe!"
if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it
In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously
What if Ralph exists independently of anyone acknowledging his concept? What if Ralph has always existed, and has just been waiting for a certain memer to discover him?
bye ralp
Welcome to the circus, Ralph.
Now say goodbye.
RIP Ralph
Who?
Oh no, that's not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody
Is Ralph the first name of Mr. Meeseeks?
Big woop, everyone here including myself is a concept and no one can prove me otherwise.
I wouldn't bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!
I can't tell if it worked.
Fuck mb, I must've done it wrong since it didn't work, I'll try again, figment!
Reminds me I still have a completed Undertale pacifist run I'll never go back to because everyone is living their best life in my install.
Ralph lives!
I remember this meme. Good one until the fucking boomers and conservatives got ahold of it..
Back in the 1940s, there was a Captain Marvel story where a scientist tells the Big Red Cheese that the entire universe is actually a dream and the sleeper is getting ready to wake up...