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What’s wrong with potato salad?
It's too crunchy.
Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
Why is her face too small for her face?
Inbreeding?
Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?
Potato salat.
*Americans who eat potato salad.
In Scandinavia and Germany, it's popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens..
Kartoffelsalat Moment
I was going to type something mean about her but I'm afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.
TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that's one loud ass egg.
That's actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.
A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:
Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.
And that's still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!
You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y'all shouldn't be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family's potato salad.
Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck
As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn't want it to be too spicy you know.
Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.
Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.
Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That's how you know they are done.
Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I'm prepared to be shunned for the next year............
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Mayo is the best way to make it.
Squaren
After you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.
Autokorrektur?
I don't understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can't stop laughing
I'll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this
But yeah, I resemble the image XD
I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it's bad IT'S BAD!
She's the human version of Annoying Orange
After she saves Metrahcity
I don't know... I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.
damn, that ain't a forehead, that's a goddamn fivehead.
My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme
Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.
It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.
There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten
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