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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s all peaceful on the Polish-Chinese border

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The border is respected and the food is excellent. Come on down! We made peanut chicken piroshkis!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You are welcome, new neighbor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The Free City of ~~Danzig~~ Harbin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That legitimately sounds delicious. Somebody needs to open a Polish-Chinese fusion restaurant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Shrine to Our Lady of Czestochowa outside, carved out of salt! So excited!

[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago

Poland wins the sneak attack award for the 21st century.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

We've had one Poland, yes....

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

They took over russia and nobody noticed.

Noice!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Happy Cake Day, fellow future Pole

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

I'm not totally sure why Hungary is with a different colour but at this point it could as well be just red (see legend).

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Poetry in imagery

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I just think it's hilarious that this comment is "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra" with emojis

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

If it wasn't for the Nukes, I'd bet Poland and Ukraine could've linked up in Moscow back in 2022.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is a comment for Poles only. Do not try to translate this old poem that’s dated back to 1960s

Jak powiedział stary góral

Polska będzie stąd po Ural

Za Uralem będą Chiny

Was nie będzie skurwysyny

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

What is the meme here? At what should we look?

What?

Edit: google maps has the same borders, so the map is correctn't

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how you can mis it. Poland is obviously invading Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where it should say Russia.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

No no, it definitely should say Poland. "But wait, where's Russia?", you ask. To which I say: you're right, today is a beautiful day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah, now i see it lol

They did the funni quickly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Took me a moment too, look east of Ukraine. Poland did a big sneak.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Look at the DN

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Google maps shows two Polands?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

A man can dream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"You forgot Poland"

- Dubya, 2004

Truly a visionary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Glory to the USSP!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Surprise Anschluss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Just claiming "rightful terretory"