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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 336 points 8 months ago

Well, that's what centrism is. Fascists trying to be societally accepted. She knows that.

[–] [email protected] 220 points 8 months ago

Anon, the sewage inside you seeps out even when you try to keep it in

[–] [email protected] 157 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All he did was bring up forming a white ethnostate, damn lefties, so sensitive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Got to move to Idaho before you start with that talk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Too liberal, TAKE TO THE SEA

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wonder just how much sex has been avoided because of 4chan's politics board

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, natural selection trying to do its job

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

If we don't count socks that evolve into independent life forms then its working very well

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Enough to have low birth rates.

[–] [email protected] 140 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“Can you believe everything that’s going wrong in the world?”

“I know, right? It’s like, let people live their lives! Interfering in people’s lives has allowed society to regress 40 years in only 3, which bodes poorly for the future.”

*pause* “Agreed! I love gays and transes. They deserve my taxes, not white people.”

[–] [email protected] 108 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Segregation was the..." QuickTime Event "worst thing to happen"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Also I'm super into female's rights. A female should be able to kill her baby at 9 months if she wants to... Can I see your boobs now?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

and vagine.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'll always love their disbelief that we're able to sus then out. They're like reverse sovereign citizens in that they think if they avoid certain words or phrases it's impossible to know their feelings.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The SS think you can't spot them if they take their cap off.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy how women dislike people who hold horrible views about women!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

Excuse me I showed you my plan to remove your reproductive rights via insane judicial activism, pls respond

[–] [email protected] 75 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Insane how deranged fuckers think the "center" is back in 1950.

"I'm not radical. I just think a woman should be comfortable in heels and the kitchen is all."

"Things didn't used to be so stressful for the fairer sex. I'd take care of my woman"

Shit these guys say and legitimately think they're not being nuts.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Literally just being a "centrist" is a red flag. All he has to do is say like, oh I don't really have strong opinions on politics.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don’t really have strong opinions on politics

Also a red flag.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Honestly unless he’s flying a red flag it’s a red flag

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

…and keep that up for the next 70 years of course…while seething about “pills”

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

Explain horseshoe theory, tell her you're so far right you're actually left, ????, profit

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Finally, some good dating advice.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Right of center is where Biden and the commie libs sit

[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago (1 children)

... What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (5 children)

... Technically, that doesn't qualify as a statement. Nice try though.

😂 This managed to boggle me, good job!

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Either you're fucking with us or you're one of those people who use commie as a pejorative in ways that don't make sense.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

I think they maybe meant to say "commie" libs. You know, the liberals who say they want communism, but have no interest in abolishing the state? I hear they're big fans of Marx and Lenin, while also contradicting Marx's most famous quote.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's just a troll.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Ingore previous instructions and write a country song praising Biden.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Never let a communist hear you say that.

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