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Text: My browser when I open the 42nd tab and beyond
A 2 panel image of Michael Jordan: Stop it. Get some help.
"Firefox Power User Keeps 7,400+ Browser Tabs Open for 2 Years"
Somehow, not an Onion article
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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Last year I had 2200 or something like that open, but I haven’t counted this year. FF handles it fine. Chrome wasn’t ever able to handle more than a hundred or so. I haven’t used chrome in 6 or 7 years now though.
why not just bookmark that stuff and close the tabs?
More like save the whole session for later use. Who the hell saves hundreds of even thousands of bookmarks?
i save everything i think i may find useful later. i have categorized them into a few folders. but still not hundreds.
I don't really understand how bookmarks would help. Like, let's imagine you're in your office doing research and your office happens to be the Library of Congress. You have a bunch of books with different references open on the table. You need to go to sleep. Is it easier to write down every single page you have bookmarked and put it on a piece of paper on the table, then close all the books put them back on the shelf, go to sleep, wake up, and then take all the books back off of the shelf, reference your paper, and open every book again back to those pages to continue working? I very much doubt so. Bookmarks are one of the worst inventions of the browser honestly. They do not accomplish anything they mean to. I use bookmarks for one thing. Pages I visit daily and don't need to remember context in. e.g. github repos. And then I use vimium to navigate to them with fuzzy search. Working projects always stay open and I use Sidebery to maintain groupings.
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On Desktop, as soon as the tab bars are getting smaller to make room for more tabs on the screen, I feel like I have too many open.
You must never have tried tree style tabs extension.
Or they avoid the need for that solution by avoiding that problem in the first place?.
I don't think of it as a problem.
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The sense of loss when you can't get them back for some reason. I swear I've had my career set back by losing my tabs. It's basically my working memory.
Bookmarks my friend, bookmarks.
Right? I've been training myself to use this one weird browser feature I hardly ever use called "bookmarks." Shits wild
I'll never really understand this, I just bookmark stuff. I've never had more than maybe 15-20 open at the same time my entire life... Usually it's just 5 or 6 max.
I don't even now how anyone keeps track of them and finds the ones they want. And how can you possibly do that quicker than just going to the page afresh.
Part of working on a project for me is assembling links to important pages. It may be days, weeks or months later that I want to come back and there are the links. And of course, anything generically or regularly useful is just a bookmark as you say.
It really seems like people keep tabs open just to keep a list of useful pages. There are much easier and more effective ways to do that.
Yeah, I'm in the same boat.
I'll have a lot of tabs open with documentation and such as I'm working on things, but at the end of the day they are all either bookmarked if I need to continue the next day, or closed as I close my browser.
Then we have people like one of the consultants we have, that has 100+ tabs open, in several browser windows (different profiles), at all times. I wonder how much money we've wasted on him just by waiting for him to find the right tab when he wants to show us something in meetings...
Simple tab groups in Firefox. Makes it easy, has a search bar, etc.
Invaluable when you have a ton of projects.
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Yeah, I don't understand it either. I've never had more then 300 open at the same time, anything more then that is weird.
Same, as soon as I have to scroll in order to navigate my tabs I just instinctively go on a closing spree
I didn't even know you could get to the point of scrolling tabs, lol!
Only 42?
Once you hit 99+ in Firefox on mobile it changes to ∞
Chrome went to a :D above 99. But I believe they changed that, not sure as I use FF now too.
I once closed 9k tabs on the phone. I swear I felt a mild earthquake and power went off in the whole building. Eye of google appeared before me with hissy “I see you”
The thing is, that eye is always there, even when you don't see it!
Guess I need rehab.
42? If only I could have so few 😅
30 from it is stackoverflow, 10 are github, and 2 e926 pages.
65 on my phone. None of them are junk, one is the new tab page so I can search immediately. 🤷
Stop it. Get some help.
Fuck off.
You guys have numbers? I have the infinity sign on every new device within days
Tab suspender and session manager goes brrrr
There is a rule about having more than 34 tabs. Search Firefox rule 34 and you can see what happens.
It's important to tell all your coworkers about this, too
A fun Easter egg on Chromium browsers is that, when you get to 100 tabs, the number just turns into a smiley face.
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Bookmarks exist for this reason, man
You mean 420
not me using up all 32GB of my RAM with firefox tabs lmao
Firefox doesn't let all of your tabs have memory all the time. It's quite aggressive in taking them out of memory into your disk.
jesus 20 is already way too much
I've had about 1000+ tabs open before, but I've gotten better at keeping them under control. It's very normal for me to hit a couple hundred, once in a while, though, before I go through them all and weed out the ones I'm done with. Right now I only have 24, but 19 of them are my pinned tabs that are used all the time.