You can just say ADHD
me_irl
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adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"
"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"
Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.
I drink tea thank you.
This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
99% of Tumblr
Only if you don't know what a leftist is
uh oh lemmygrad is leaking
/s but yeah American "leftists" over here conservative af
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
Do more crime
they're children without jobs
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
Instant coffee, water, milk, ice. Make coffee into paste with water in the cup, pour milk to the top, put in ice, stir not shaken
I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea -- isn't that just cold water steeped in other water?)
I think I've heard of people making coffee and then freezing it into ice cubes to put in different things. You could totally make ice coffee too.
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.
Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
I feel so seen
Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
We have dismissed this claim.
There are two kinds of bi people:
I'm not gay, but...
And:
Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.
For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.
If you try it, you’ll like it :)
I did, and I did not
Good on you for trying!
The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.
That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables
oh god, they found me, too
Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
Huh. Neat.
Gay and coldbrew, thank you
I feel like half the people think they're former gifted childs or some other form of lazy geniuses
"Former gifted" just means some adults used to tell em they gonna make it big because they're special. And then in adulthood they struggle, either because they aren't actually gifted or the "gift" is just autism and nobody cares now that they're adults.
"you are so smart, just a bit lazy"
Nah it could mean precocious. I learned to read (like, read the newspaper) by 3 and tested with a ridiculous high IQ at 7 but as an adult I feel quite average, related better with adults as a child but relate well with adults as an adult too.
Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?