As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

Also well known for foiling evil plots while wearing a fedora.

No stomach? Hadn't heard that one before

The UV light thing wasn't discovered (or at least published) until 2020.
Phineas and Ferb ended in 2015.

They also don't have nipples (though do have mammary glands) and mother platypuses basically sweat milk through their skin for the pups to collect off their fur

And they sweat milk!

It is worth mentioning that when the first stuffed sample of platypus was sent to Britain, the scientists thought it is a joke.

Like the universe got lazy and hit the "Randomize for me" button instead LMAO

Seeing living platypus is high on my bucket list, I'm still not convinced it's not a hoax

Ok who’s got pics of the glowing platypus?

Creationists: gOd WoRkS iN mYsTeRiOs WayS

And that's the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.

And Dan Povenmire was the first to discover the florescence. People Perry the platypus was more scientifically accurate than you thought.

When you cheat and choose all the perks in the character creator.

It's a Pokémon. And so far, the only one with at least 4 types: water, poison, flying and electric. How the fuck can you even counter it?

It's also adorable! Also, the babies are called platypups!

They also have spikes in their hind legs that they use to deliver an extremely painful venom that can paralyze small animals.

Venomous? But...if not friend, why friend shaoed?????

And somehow we haven't driven it to extinction yet? That's wild!

And it has natural eyeliner