Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
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They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.
that’s a vibraphone
Thank you!
Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!
Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that
Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.
I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses
They didn't say he was playing well...
I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.
why'd the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s
He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
I see trump, I block community
It's a link to The Onion.
maybe comment op can't see through the layers
Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.
Because you generally don't want to bite into an onion.
Says you. I find onions delicious.
O no.....
It's different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You're just that much weirder.
onions are delicious
A sea of deleted comments. The hell do you even do here?
Back on Reddit there were people who set up scripts to automatically delete comments after a set amount of time to prevent people from looking at their history. As you could probably guess, they were usually the most stubborn and argumentative sort on the platform.
Though I've upvoted that user before and I normally don't do that to people being disruptive, so who knows? If only there were some sort of history that would tell me what kind of user they were...
We sing. We dance. We are a simple people, sahib.
Can you see when a user has deleted comments?
I just looked at their profile to see if they were a moron. Basically every comment is deleted.
Aha! Voyager just shows they have like five comments, but doesn’t show that any have been deleted.
Oh I see now. They show up in connect.
Bye
Not an accordion?