probably: fake
definitely: gay
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Very: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
Coincidence: I think not!
Darude: Sandstorm
Maybe it's Maybelline
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
Yup, here's my flowchart:
posts on 4chan => dude
That's it.
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
seems a bit rude to normal disabled people
You can take that up with OP I guess?
with the exception of /tttt/, but we don't talk about that place
Ah but that's where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so "she" (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it's illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
Do we have a c/brandnewsentence 😂
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn't get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let's make up for lost time.
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
That's enough internet for one day.
Kinky
or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do
It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.
And the hammering is in the bed.
With more tongue.
And more fake.
I'm at a fucking ~~:.|:;~~ for words
Words like last names?
Could be true, it is gay
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
they probably knew each other's fursona names
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
Anon discovers Oedipus.
No, its gay. Oedicoc
reverse oedipus
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
Roll Pride
Old boy vibes