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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most spears didnt have rounded spikes so you could still slash with them. Using the pole to whack people with was also common. They're more like bladed staffs than anything else.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you're talking about real spears, this is about videogame spears.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want a game where the only weapon is a spear.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

It's not only spears, but the spears is very realistic in Just Dance. Only has the Britney kind, though.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Playing Morrowind with the "use optimal attack" switched off did offer variety even if thrust was by and far best

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Arena and Daggerfall made you drag your mouse for each attack.

Which would be really cool and tactical if the enemy hitboxes had one iota of complexity.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

thrust, sure fine. It's okay.

Ineffective bonk or thwack? embarassing. humiliating. Just plain silly.

Tossing the whole damn spear? Amazing. Doubly so when you land a headshot.

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE

Mount and Blade intensifies.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Glaives it is then.

Lest we forget halberds.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Crossing your halberd with your bro gives the best "you shall not pass" energy.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I actually go for spears or other polearms whenever possible, they are way cooler than swords to me.

[–] thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

Me too. Sadly, spears rarely get much love in RPGs. I've always wanted a) spears to qualify as finesse weapons and b) to make a dexterity build that dances about with a spear and takes advantage of distance. Just recently I started replaying neverwinter nights, with PRC (like every DND race/class combo) to experiment with builds.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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[–] odium@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gonna be binging the new book this weekend

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

I've finished it a few days ago. You're in for a ride and a half

[–] Yareckt 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They are the sword of the peasant. Cheaper, easier to use and better in large formations.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

Thrust, throw, use as a defensive wall, there we go 3 uses

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of lance in monster hunter world, it's literally just thrust over and over again. I will never understand people that like it (yes, the charge is kinda cool)

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 3 months ago

I find the movement awkward, i tried it in mh4u and mhw and both time even with the movement tweak by the dev, it just didn't feel right to me that i dodge backward where i facing.

[–] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago

Anon doesn’t know the glorious javazon.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

This guy would bang my dead mom instead of using a spear? What an L.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

The spear is the only other weapon that will damage the Mana Beast in Secret of Mana other than using the spells to awaken the Mana Sword.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 3 months ago

Spears are cool and I will show you why they are cool if you fight me

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago

This pisses me off fuck fuck fuck, you know how when you were younger you would try doing cool tricks with a long stick? Imagine that but with a spear, spin thrust throw block defend ughhh I'm gonna kill you anon

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I've been trying a throwing spears only challenge in New Vegas... it isn't going well. Spears suuuuuuuck in NV.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Did they came from Nier by any chance? That, previous and following games have a hard veiny imbalance for long pointy objects.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

You can swing them if you want.