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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried meowing at them?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (3 children)

don't do this. it only made things escalate in my experience

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Marking your territory probably didn't help you either

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Don't pick a house with a dog next time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried UwU'ing at them?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we're going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Speak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, I guess you're getting screwed anyways

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Maybe he likes getting screwed.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if they were horrors beyond our comprehension, a whole lot of people would be still be very sexually aggressive towards them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Honestly that may be what saves us. They try to manipulate us by being cute, we weird them out by being horny.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

There's a Philip K Dick short story about this, "The war with the Fnools"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

If aliens turn up and they're like "Give me snacks. And a fluffy bed." I think we'd be like "...aight."

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Get another one from the shelter! They have much richer lives if they have another cat to interact with, even if they don't like each other.

Plus having two cats is getting yourself twice the cute and love for very little extra work.

Edit - doesn't this look great?

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The fact that only two creature in this world that will approach another creature 10 times bigger than them just so they get adopted is pretty impressive. That's how i adopted my 4th cat, little baby dude just came out from under a car and yell at me until i pick him up.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As of about three weeks ago a stray cat figured out how to use our doggie door.

Now we have a 2nd cat.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not "The cat self domesticated itself"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

in reality it sure as fuck seems like humanity domesticated humanity, we have a lot of domesticated features like neotony (we look strikingly like chimpanzee children) and we're arguably the most ludicrously social species on earth.

the ironic thing is that cats aren't really very domesticated, they're inherently a social animal and happen to just sorta fit with how humans work.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

They are funny, don't really need a lot of space and training, and look pretty. Ofc I will go and by whatever.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Lost opportunity to say "I live here meow"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck... but please don't get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it's just a reflex

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Did cats domesticate humans, or did Toxoplasma gondii domesticate both of us?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They don't even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, they do sometimes. Some meow in greeting to each other, as seen on cat cams.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I was a kid Mr Kitty unilaterally moved in despite belonging to the neighbors across the street and the stern objections of my father armed with a squirt gun.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did my best to take a cat home today when I was at the local landfill. I don't even have space for another cat, it's just freezing here and he looked extra pathetic. He decided the dumpster was safer and u honestly can't blame him xD

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's been a little baby girl coming around here, underweight, some kind of skin problem. She has always been an outside cat and belonged to my neighbor who died. My wife says we already have four so we can't bring a street cat in that's going to fight them.

She's right, but sometimes little girl comes up when I'm smoking and gets warm laying in my lap and I want to keep her so much.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I went to disagree untill I remembered there's a ginger cat that lives on my property that I feed sometimes

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (31 children)

"Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y".
That's not gaslighting, that's whataboutism.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I love all cats, and they are free to walk inside anytime they want. Just no fighting in the house.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

The cat that walked into my house and said "I live here meow."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered by people saying their cat is lost? -No; it left a toxic relationship! "They stole my cat" -Nah, it moved out!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Or something got to it. Pretty sure that's what happened to our outside childhood cat. Miss ya up there, Rover.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.

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